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You know, you joke, but a big-budget RPG just suddenly pulling a 180 and not only making the player go through a lengthy subquest that requires doing stuff not usually associated with grand adventure, but going so far as to throw in a new skill tree more suited to the tasks at hand, would be a pretty awesome twist.
I saw that XD Thanks!
I'm dying laughing (still)
Then I posted more: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/228.....#cid:117175525 :)
I'm dying laughing (still)
Then I posted more: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/228.....#cid:117175525 :)
Bah, that's just what people who don't know Ol' Shiggiestien well would think.
It helps to remember that he is a god with immense power and a... nonstandard sense of humor.
You could probably stick your dick in crazy just fine, making his spells infectious wouldn't be funny because they wouldn't be tailored to the next recipient. Especially if it worked like werewolves, then you'd just be repeating the same joke over and over and Shegolcans would get bored immediately.
No, the most likely prank would be to make it so a good, hot dicking is the cure to being Lusty Maid.
So you stick your dick in crazy and a dick comes back out and now you're sword fighting with a big hairy nord. Funny and ironic.
Learn this and you'll never be afraid of Sheogogs again... So long as he never finds that out, cracking the system makes you the perfect target, after all.
It helps to remember that he is a god with immense power and a... nonstandard sense of humor.
You could probably stick your dick in crazy just fine, making his spells infectious wouldn't be funny because they wouldn't be tailored to the next recipient. Especially if it worked like werewolves, then you'd just be repeating the same joke over and over and Shegolcans would get bored immediately.
No, the most likely prank would be to make it so a good, hot dicking is the cure to being Lusty Maid.
So you stick your dick in crazy and a dick comes back out and now you're sword fighting with a big hairy nord. Funny and ironic.
Learn this and you'll never be afraid of Sheogogs again... So long as he never finds that out, cracking the system makes you the perfect target, after all.
And thinking you can't outwit Sheogorath is the funniest trick he's ever played.
Also making someone's head explode is not funny, he can do that any time he wants, is at no risk when he does it and there's no ironic lilt to it. There's no subversion of expectations when a god makes someone's head explode.
You however, when wielding Wabbajack, can make heads explode in the middle of epic life or death struggles where you're fighting for your life. Getting so desperate you're risking application of the wabbajack and having if result in hilarious over kill is pretty funny and unexpected, given most of what wabbajack does.
Seriously, the ultimate joke Shegegglstein plays is that, because he's toying with people's lives they get stressed and afraid and ultra serious. But if they'd kept their sense of humor and stayed calm they'd be able to figure out the game.
The punch line being that people think their lives are meaningful and precious and it's bad when that's at risk, but being a god Shegs knows their lives are actually short, pointless and bland. They're stressing pointlessly about being doomed when they were always doomed!
Also, if they stayed sane in an insane situation they would be alright, but staying sane and rational in an insane situation is itself insane. So you go mad, to stay sane, and survive by not worrying about survival!
That's what the Prince of Madness is all about!
Also making someone's head explode is not funny, he can do that any time he wants, is at no risk when he does it and there's no ironic lilt to it. There's no subversion of expectations when a god makes someone's head explode.
You however, when wielding Wabbajack, can make heads explode in the middle of epic life or death struggles where you're fighting for your life. Getting so desperate you're risking application of the wabbajack and having if result in hilarious over kill is pretty funny and unexpected, given most of what wabbajack does.
Seriously, the ultimate joke Shegegglstein plays is that, because he's toying with people's lives they get stressed and afraid and ultra serious. But if they'd kept their sense of humor and stayed calm they'd be able to figure out the game.
The punch line being that people think their lives are meaningful and precious and it's bad when that's at risk, but being a god Shegs knows their lives are actually short, pointless and bland. They're stressing pointlessly about being doomed when they were always doomed!
Also, if they stayed sane in an insane situation they would be alright, but staying sane and rational in an insane situation is itself insane. So you go mad, to stay sane, and survive by not worrying about survival!
That's what the Prince of Madness is all about!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt which I may have accidentally mixed in with someone elses' laundry before I had a chance to wear it.
Now I'm not saying it's your laundry but be wary of carnivorous blouses should you see any. They do not like being worn.
I'd ask Shegs for a replacement gift but he'd never let me forget that I lost the first one.
Now I'm not saying it's your laundry but be wary of carnivorous blouses should you see any. They do not like being worn.
I'd ask Shegs for a replacement gift but he'd never let me forget that I lost the first one.
Actually that seems more likely to get Shegegs to mess with you. He's only unpredictable because you're trying to predict him, you gotta remember he's a grade A troll with god powers.
He always has a line of logic that you can puzzle out (otherwise it's not fun for him to watch), the trick is that it's always a trick. You gotta use troll logic.
That why I think sex is the cure. It's the last thing anyone will want to try and will have the most awkward results.
It'd be especially hilarious since he's forced to act sexy and come on to people, and no one, including him, wants that to come to fruition. So a joke that theoretically should have ended immediately just keeps dragging on.
That'd be the Sheblepplpeps I know and love.
He always has a line of logic that you can puzzle out (otherwise it's not fun for him to watch), the trick is that it's always a trick. You gotta use troll logic.
That why I think sex is the cure. It's the last thing anyone will want to try and will have the most awkward results.
It'd be especially hilarious since he's forced to act sexy and come on to people, and no one, including him, wants that to come to fruition. So a joke that theoretically should have ended immediately just keeps dragging on.
That'd be the Sheblepplpeps I know and love.
It wouldn't be too hard, there are already spell mods that change gender/race, and you can easily script the game to modify inventory and stats. It could be a quest where you sleep at a certain inn, then you wake up as Lifts-Her-Tail and have to find a way to return to normal. All of your stats are extremely low, so even a mud crab could beat you. You start by having to cook (crafting meals), clean (pick up junk items dropped by patrons), and serve patrons (deliver them their drinks, they will make comments about you or boast of their adventures, your only responses are those befitting of a feeble little maid). You then go through some silly quests to reverse the curse. Or... the alternate "ending" is that you choose to continue to only be a humble, pretty servant until you "level up" to the title of "Prettiest and Greatest Maid of Skyrim", wherein the quest officially resolves and you are stuck with your new destiny (unless yoload a previous save of course)
That's kinda what I'm thinking; the vast, vast majority of it would involve basic dialogue branches and item fetching, so hopefully that would keep things simple. Don't have any familiar with the Skyrim mod engine though, so I'm not certain!
Seriously though, this exists: https://imgur.com/a/MXUtY . I don't think a Lusty Argonian Maid mod would be anywhere near as strange as some mods are.
Seriously though, this exists: https://imgur.com/a/MXUtY . I don't think a Lusty Argonian Maid mod would be anywhere near as strange as some mods are.
And now Orgnar will never sleep again.
...I just realized, shouldn't he/she still be able to learn and use the Thuum?
I mean, it wouldn't be outside the role he's assigned, Shouts exist outside of societal roles due to their rarity. The Dragonborn power itself is a total fluke as to who it goes to, regardless of how you play you can still use shouts.
Even being forced to be non-violent you could still use things like Fus-Ro-Dah, alteration spells, alchemy, companions, and much more. Manipulate enemies to fight each other, pacify them with spells, all that stuff. I know I've built total pacifist characters who rely entirely on charisma, stealth and companions to get by.
I don't know about doing it in Skyrim but, yeah, I could win with that.
He/she could still win like this if they played rules lawyer with it...
I have to build this character now, I MUST PLAN!
...I just realized, shouldn't he/she still be able to learn and use the Thuum?
I mean, it wouldn't be outside the role he's assigned, Shouts exist outside of societal roles due to their rarity. The Dragonborn power itself is a total fluke as to who it goes to, regardless of how you play you can still use shouts.
Even being forced to be non-violent you could still use things like Fus-Ro-Dah, alteration spells, alchemy, companions, and much more. Manipulate enemies to fight each other, pacify them with spells, all that stuff. I know I've built total pacifist characters who rely entirely on charisma, stealth and companions to get by.
I don't know about doing it in Skyrim but, yeah, I could win with that.
He/she could still win like this if they played rules lawyer with it...
I have to build this character now, I MUST PLAN!
honestly I really appreciate the direction this page suggests the comic is going? It's still ridiculous and funny, but this page has a bit of a more serious tone than the rest of the comic thusfar and it's a really complimentary to the general humorous theme of the comic. In a nutshell, nice work~ ^.^
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