Throw dinnertime tantrum, receive just dessert
How to get paddled at the dinner table:
Step 1: Complain all day that the food your mother worked hard on smells and/or looks bad.
Step 2: Barter for alternative foods like cake, candy, and cookies.
Step 3: Strip down to your diaper and refuse to wear clothes just because.
Step 4: Eat around the yucky stuff and take forever to finishing your dish.
Step 5: When all else fails, simply throw your food off of the table in rage.
Step 6: Get paddled.
This pic was drawn by
astolpho.
Step 1: Complain all day that the food your mother worked hard on smells and/or looks bad.
Step 2: Barter for alternative foods like cake, candy, and cookies.
Step 3: Strip down to your diaper and refuse to wear clothes just because.
Step 4: Eat around the yucky stuff and take forever to finishing your dish.
Step 5: When all else fails, simply throw your food off of the table in rage.
Step 6: Get paddled.
This pic was drawn by
astolpho.
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Yeah, but that seems to bring you other problems...
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Plus, all your food is candy and soda.
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Plus, all your food is candy and soda.
I would modify this list, somewhat;
Step 1: Complain all day that the food your mother worked hard on smells and/or looks bad.
Step 1a: Get paddled.
Step 2: Barter for alternative foods like cake, candy, and cookies.
Step 2a: Get paddled.
Step 3: Strip down to your diaper and refuse to wear clothes just because.
Step 3a: Get paddled.
Step 4: Eat around the yucky stuff and take forever to finishing your dish.
Step 4a: Get paddled.
Step 5: When all else fails, simply throw your food off of the table in rage.
Step 5a: Get paddled *hard*.
At least, that's what my pup would have to look forward to... =p
Step 1: Complain all day that the food your mother worked hard on smells and/or looks bad.
Step 1a: Get paddled.
Step 2: Barter for alternative foods like cake, candy, and cookies.
Step 2a: Get paddled.
Step 3: Strip down to your diaper and refuse to wear clothes just because.
Step 3a: Get paddled.
Step 4: Eat around the yucky stuff and take forever to finishing your dish.
Step 4a: Get paddled.
Step 5: When all else fails, simply throw your food off of the table in rage.
Step 5a: Get paddled *hard*.
At least, that's what my pup would have to look forward to... =p
All I ever had to do was throw a tantrum over moms home made dinner then grab some junk food I had saved liked candy or chips then a soda out of the fridge... Instant bare butt paddling with devil on a stick aka the hairbrush from mom she even wrote my name on it and had it set out on the table so there's no doubt what it was used for. Then got something worse when dad came home the old 2x4 lumber piece he kept in the shed.
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