
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!! FIRE TORPEDOES!!!!!!!!
PESSSWWWW PESSSSW!!!! KABOOOSSSSSH! YAY!
PESSSWWWW PESSSSW!!!! KABOOOSSSSSH! YAY!
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What a wonderful ship.
Scotty coms kirk.
"Captain there's a problem with the replicators!"
"Oh what Scotty." Kirk goes to replicate a drink and gets a muffin. "Wha?"
"The Dinosaur we brought on board has reprogrammed all the replicators to dispense nothing but muffins!" Scotty steps on a muffin by accident. Screams are heard over the com as scotty and several muffins are eaten.
And woot! Can't wait for the new StarTrek movie to come out! Yays! ^^
Scotty coms kirk.
"Captain there's a problem with the replicators!"
"Oh what Scotty." Kirk goes to replicate a drink and gets a muffin. "Wha?"
"The Dinosaur we brought on board has reprogrammed all the replicators to dispense nothing but muffins!" Scotty steps on a muffin by accident. Screams are heard over the com as scotty and several muffins are eaten.
And woot! Can't wait for the new StarTrek movie to come out! Yays! ^^
Scotty: Aye cap'n I packed the nacels full of muffins but I canna find no more room for them! Auck she canna take much more of this.
Kirk: SCOTTY... I ASKED for warp FACTOR 9.... not MUFFINS!
Scotty: Really? I thought you said "Pack the Nacels full oh muffins!" O.O Auck, my bad.
Kirk: SCOTTY... I ASKED for warp FACTOR 9.... not MUFFINS!
Scotty: Really? I thought you said "Pack the Nacels full oh muffins!" O.O Auck, my bad.
Actually, there's plenty of dust in space for friction.
Also, if the ship has just accelerated, then the tip of the antenna is not moving as fast as the rest of and it would be bent back like that until it caught up with the speed, much like how one is pressed back into the seat in a car when it accelerates. It's all about the G-Forces.
(Don't read to heavily into this, I'm not some scientists, but I believe this is true.)
Also, if the ship has just accelerated, then the tip of the antenna is not moving as fast as the rest of and it would be bent back like that until it caught up with the speed, much like how one is pressed back into the seat in a car when it accelerates. It's all about the G-Forces.
(Don't read to heavily into this, I'm not some scientists, but I believe this is true.)
Not entirely true,
For it to bend back it must have been going at some point a different speed of the ship, in space it doesn't matter what speed you are going in a frictionless environment. Its very possible a bouncing antenna might even screw up navigation as size is meaningless... but then again this is startrek, I don't know much about their theories on faster than light travel. The dust I don't know if it would bend it back. Specially when you take into account that the ship must have a forcefield to repel dust as a small particle of dust could very well puncture the hull traveling at the speeds suggested.
Also I honestly don't know about g-forces in space. Hmm something I might need to read into.
...I think we're reading too much into this.
For it to bend back it must have been going at some point a different speed of the ship, in space it doesn't matter what speed you are going in a frictionless environment. Its very possible a bouncing antenna might even screw up navigation as size is meaningless... but then again this is startrek, I don't know much about their theories on faster than light travel. The dust I don't know if it would bend it back. Specially when you take into account that the ship must have a forcefield to repel dust as a small particle of dust could very well puncture the hull traveling at the speeds suggested.
Also I honestly don't know about g-forces in space. Hmm something I might need to read into.
...I think we're reading too much into this.
"G-force" is a misnomer. And acceleration works the same no matter where you are.
It would bend because a part of the force gets "wasted" on deforming the spring (the bendy part). After the spring's resistance equalizes with the force accelerating the ship (a springs' resistance increases proportionally with the force applied), the weight on top will stay in that position.
If there is no acceleration (i.e. it's just cruising at a constant speed), it won't bend.
It would bend because a part of the force gets "wasted" on deforming the spring (the bendy part). After the spring's resistance equalizes with the force accelerating the ship (a springs' resistance increases proportionally with the force applied), the weight on top will stay in that position.
If there is no acceleration (i.e. it's just cruising at a constant speed), it won't bend.
Looks like someone's having a hard time waiting for a certain cool new film at the cinema this week and is having nightmares about giant tasty food at the same time... Typical stringy American bacon though...always so thin and rashy...give me proper British or Danish bacon! Big, juicy and better! :D
Ok, I'll admit - I've been geeking out a little too (being somewhat more of a ...(shush) Star Wars fan....) this week, constantly looping the third trailer on Front Row all day. You may be pleased to know that they are fast-tracking the sequel, because the studio is convinced this one'll go down a storm.
Tactical Operations Officer: "Phasers aren't working Captain! Switching to photon torpedoes! Torpedoes are ineffective!"
Captain: "We'll have to use.... the MUFFIN!"
TOO: "Sir, are you sure? Can we trust the dinosaur who gave it to us?"
Captain: "USE THE DAMN MUFFIN!"
TOO: "It worked sir! The enemy is fried to a crisp... er moreso. Also, it seems to have generated a half million muffins, and 3.7 million tribbles."
Captain: "Save the muffins! There's nothing we can do for the tribbles!"
Haha. Nice pic Macroceli.
I love it.
Captain: "We'll have to use.... the MUFFIN!"
TOO: "Sir, are you sure? Can we trust the dinosaur who gave it to us?"
Captain: "USE THE DAMN MUFFIN!"
TOO: "It worked sir! The enemy is fried to a crisp... er moreso. Also, it seems to have generated a half million muffins, and 3.7 million tribbles."
Captain: "Save the muffins! There's nothing we can do for the tribbles!"
Haha. Nice pic Macroceli.
I love it.
and thus, allow me...
meanwhile, at the bridge.
"fire torpedoes!" demanded the prehistoric captain.
"i would," the green furred kangaroo acting as first officer announced. "but that may destroy the bacon. it would be inedible. and coming all this way to destroy what we came here to collect seems "illogical"."
"... good point" the captain agreed. "...lieutenant, can you beam it aboard?"
"yep. a warp signature has been established, beaming aboard... we got 'em captain. it's in cargo bay 1." the tiny red dragon assured.
"set a course to follow the bacon's warp trail once it's scanned. i wanna know where this stuff came from..." the captain revealed.
meanwhile, at the bridge.
"fire torpedoes!" demanded the prehistoric captain.
"i would," the green furred kangaroo acting as first officer announced. "but that may destroy the bacon. it would be inedible. and coming all this way to destroy what we came here to collect seems "illogical"."
"... good point" the captain agreed. "...lieutenant, can you beam it aboard?"
"yep. a warp signature has been established, beaming aboard... we got 'em captain. it's in cargo bay 1." the tiny red dragon assured.
"set a course to follow the bacon's warp trail once it's scanned. i wanna know where this stuff came from..." the captain revealed.
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