M: “YOU’RE WRONG! JEFFERY DOES LOVE ME!!”
D: Oh, so you won’t believe me? your own trust worthy brother?- i told you that i saw that guy behind 7/11 fucking Monica alder! are you so goddamn blind with love that you can’t see i’m trying to protect you!?
M: You always do this!! every time i start dating you find ways to tear me apart from true love! you think your protecting me, but the truth is you can’t stand having to share me dipper! news flash!! we’re not dating! you are not my boyfriend! just stay out of my flippin’ love life !
D:Oh sure. and when they break your heart you come crawling to me in tears, and when i see that they’re not who you think they are, you get bad at me for it! i am sick and tired of seeing you hurt, Mabel! i’m tired of horny guys sniffing around your ass in hopes to get fucking LAID!
M: You don’t trust me enough dip!? you think i’m stupid to let myself become like those knocked up teens on MTV? FUCK-YOU DIPPER! IF YOU CAN’T TRUST ME THEN WHY SHOULD I CALL YOU MY BROTHER!!?
D:…alright… if that’s what you want. go ahead, go get your heart shattered by those creeps. you don’t want me around, fine. i’ll pretend i don’t have a sister. you want that? huh? just remember, when you realize jeff is no more than a fucking mangy dog…don’t come looking for me. i’m done trying to protect you, i’m done comforting you every time a guy uses you. i’m done with you Mabel. maybe someday you’ll grow up and stop acting like a fucking 5 year old maybe you’ll realize i was right!
M: GOOD! GET OUT OF MY LIFE! I DON’T NEED YOU ANYMORE! AS FOR AS I’M CONCERN I HAVE NO TWIN BROTHER!!!
D: Fine.