“Hi there, I’m Marceline! Uh, pleased to meet ya. Aw gee, I’ve never met a human before!”

“Well you seem to know what one is. Uhm, no offense but err, I can’t… Say the same about you..?”

“Yeah, human animé washes up here all the time… and I know it may be hard to believe but I’m just a duck.”

“Ducks where I’m from don’t tend to talk.”

“Yeah look, we’re not gonna get anywhere with this conversation. Say uh, ah, I didn’t catch your name.”

“My name’s Aléssia.”

“Aléssia, look, I can tell you’re new here, I’m guessin’ ya got nowhere to stay. How about we take this to my apartment, I got spare beds, I’ll explain this whole place to ya?”