Teh_Fuzzy_Kitty , youz a lanky, nerdy, sometimes creepy sonovabeetch but i lurve you anyway.

I got this idea from my friend's cats. One of them is named Pudge, and he's so retarded it's cute. I slept over one night and forgot to put the jar of cat treats away, and the next morning we found it all clawed up and 2/3 empty. No wonder they didn't wake us up to be fed. Pudge is such a fatass. He also sits weird and is slightly cross-eyed. <33333