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[Cosplay] Tali Sells Her Cookies!
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Tali shows the form that made her the champion Girl Scout Cookie salesgirl in Troop 69!
Based on an AIM convo with
Walt46 and 
EOCostello the other day...
(Walt46) (moans in joy)
(eocostello) ?!
(Walt46) (murrs) Samoas. I bought two boxes yesterday.
M. Mitchell Marmel: Oh. I'll have to score some Chocolate Crack, er, Thin Mints.
(Walt46) LOL
(Walt46) I cannot resist the seductive delight that is . . . Samoas.
(eocostello) Girl Scouts know the evil they unleash every year.
M. Mitchell Marmel: So called because you eat one and then you want Samoa.
(Walt46) Damn right!
(eocostello) Odd thing is: no firm has ever been able to duplicate those cookies.
(Walt46) They're like Soylent Green. Evil; yummy, delicious evil.
M. Mitchell Marmel: GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ARE GIRL SCOUTS!
(eocostello) Samoas are very good, indeed.
(eocostello) I've seen some fierce competition among folks who have GS kids for office vending rights.
(Walt46) Oh yeah. These were being sold by a gaggle of Brownies at a local market.
(eocostello) I've even read about some offices setting policies, and pooling the rights.
(Walt46) Probably fairer than letting little girls fight to the death for it.
(eocostello) Folks would pay for that. The PPV rights alone...
M. Mitchell Marmel: "Smitty gets the West Side, see? Nyaaah!"
(Walt46) LOL
(eocostello) Now, of course, if Tali ever put on a uniform and sold boxes...of course, a GS uniform wouldn't fit her well. Or would it?
(Walt46) You'd see a huge throng of guys lining up to buy her cookies.
(eocostello) You'd also see a bunch of rather peeved GS, younger models, trying to sabotage Tali.
(eocostello) (GS) Right. Pass me that tribble, Daisy...
(Walt46) Yes. Yes, they would. LOL
M. Mitchell Marmel: (envisions Tali in a too-small GS uniform) (happy sigh)
(Walt46) Her diet of brownies would cause comment.
(eocostello) (Tali) What? I'll have you know I used to be the top-seller in Troop 69!
(Walt46) (Assembled Guys) WE CAN GUESS!
M. Mitchell Marmel: (grins)
(eocostello) What premium does Tali give away if you buy 100 boxes?
(eocostello) (Tali) You know the term "body sushi..."?
M. Mitchell Marmel: LMAO
(Walt46) LOL
(eocostello) (GS #1) Whatcha lookin' up, Daisy?
M. Mitchell Marmel: I now have this mental image of Tali lying on a table, covered with GS cookies.
(eocostello) (GS #2) The requirements for getting a Racketeering Badge. I figger if I can get that older girl away...
(Walt46) LOL
M. Mitchell Marmel: LOL
(eocostello) And lots of crumpled boxes on the floor. She's still holding one, as she's looking at the viewer.
M. Mitchell Marmel: Reminds me of Simon's Girl Guides.
(eocostello) St. Trinan's type.
M. Mitchell Marmel: They made a tidy sum selling their cookies.
M. Mitchell Marmel: However, baked goods weren't involved.
(eocostello) *nods* Natch.
(eocostello) (Troop leader, to complaining GS) Now, girls, you know you can't use that kind of sales technique until you're older...and, er, more developed.
As I logged off AIM, I noticed that
technicolor_pie was holding a sketch stream. What had become an amusing interlude became a Moral Imperative...and I think Pie did a GREAT job!
Tali, Trixie Mifune and Micky DuBois (junior editions) © me. Art by Pie. Concept and dialogue by EOCostello .
Tali shows the form that made her the champion Girl Scout Cookie salesgirl in Troop 69!
Based on an AIM convo with
Walt46 and 
EOCostello the other day...(Walt46) (moans in joy)
(eocostello) ?!
(Walt46) (murrs) Samoas. I bought two boxes yesterday.
M. Mitchell Marmel: Oh. I'll have to score some Chocolate Crack, er, Thin Mints.
(Walt46) LOL
(Walt46) I cannot resist the seductive delight that is . . . Samoas.
(eocostello) Girl Scouts know the evil they unleash every year.
M. Mitchell Marmel: So called because you eat one and then you want Samoa.
(Walt46) Damn right!
(eocostello) Odd thing is: no firm has ever been able to duplicate those cookies.
(Walt46) They're like Soylent Green. Evil; yummy, delicious evil.
M. Mitchell Marmel: GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ARE GIRL SCOUTS!
(eocostello) Samoas are very good, indeed.
(eocostello) I've seen some fierce competition among folks who have GS kids for office vending rights.
(Walt46) Oh yeah. These were being sold by a gaggle of Brownies at a local market.
(eocostello) I've even read about some offices setting policies, and pooling the rights.
(Walt46) Probably fairer than letting little girls fight to the death for it.
(eocostello) Folks would pay for that. The PPV rights alone...
M. Mitchell Marmel: "Smitty gets the West Side, see? Nyaaah!"
(Walt46) LOL
(eocostello) Now, of course, if Tali ever put on a uniform and sold boxes...of course, a GS uniform wouldn't fit her well. Or would it?
(Walt46) You'd see a huge throng of guys lining up to buy her cookies.
(eocostello) You'd also see a bunch of rather peeved GS, younger models, trying to sabotage Tali.
(eocostello) (GS) Right. Pass me that tribble, Daisy...
(Walt46) Yes. Yes, they would. LOL
M. Mitchell Marmel: (envisions Tali in a too-small GS uniform) (happy sigh)
(Walt46) Her diet of brownies would cause comment.
(eocostello) (Tali) What? I'll have you know I used to be the top-seller in Troop 69!
(Walt46) (Assembled Guys) WE CAN GUESS!
M. Mitchell Marmel: (grins)
(eocostello) What premium does Tali give away if you buy 100 boxes?
(eocostello) (Tali) You know the term "body sushi..."?
M. Mitchell Marmel: LMAO
(Walt46) LOL
(eocostello) (GS #1) Whatcha lookin' up, Daisy?
M. Mitchell Marmel: I now have this mental image of Tali lying on a table, covered with GS cookies.
(eocostello) (GS #2) The requirements for getting a Racketeering Badge. I figger if I can get that older girl away...
(Walt46) LOL
M. Mitchell Marmel: LOL
(eocostello) And lots of crumpled boxes on the floor. She's still holding one, as she's looking at the viewer.
M. Mitchell Marmel: Reminds me of Simon's Girl Guides.
(eocostello) St. Trinan's type.
M. Mitchell Marmel: They made a tidy sum selling their cookies.
M. Mitchell Marmel: However, baked goods weren't involved.
(eocostello) *nods* Natch.
(eocostello) (Troop leader, to complaining GS) Now, girls, you know you can't use that kind of sales technique until you're older...and, er, more developed.
As I logged off AIM, I noticed that
technicolor_pie was holding a sketch stream. What had become an amusing interlude became a Moral Imperative...and I think Pie did a GREAT job! Tali, Trixie Mifune and Micky DuBois (junior editions) © me. Art by Pie. Concept and dialogue by
EOCostello .
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
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File Size 249.8 kB
so if i purchased 100 boxes i get to eat tham off her naked? hemmm I wonder how many boxes I have to get to haveher gave me oril;).
the other 2 can watch or something they don't seem particularly like they want to be involved. Frankly I haven't seen a Girl Scout in Nova Scotia since the early 90s I had almost forgotten about Girl Scouts altogether.ive not seen cubs or beavers either. i don't know if they even still have any of that here in Canada I remember not seeing them selling cookies or anything since probably when I started high school.i had almost forgotten about that whole thing still seeing this picture makes me wonder do they still have scouts and gids in Canada? I know the franchise was kind of in trouble back when I was a member as a kid scouting in Canada wasn't really doing well as a whole.i remember the cookies being really thin almost like communion wafers and not always being very good. They were basically overpriced and just not that good in general. I think the cookies were like four or five dollars for box and there was like 10 cookies or 15 in a package I'm 39 years old so you can probably do the math about how old I was last time I had a scouts cookie no sexual reference intended!wich my experience with boy scouts had been different.what i remember was constantly being picked on for being in it and i got the crap beaten out of me quite a bit by a few of the kids that were members of the group.i gate kicked out ijn the end. i went to this bit where we went to a pool and several of the other members took turns trying to drown me no joke it was a pretty rotten night. i had problems with a couple of the people that ran the particular group I was in we had a couple of grown-ups that really didn't want anything to do with it and get it because their sons were in it so a couple of had really nasty tempers and just didn't want to be there.i gate kicked out for kicking or punching a kid in the facein the back of the car on the ride home from the pool and bear in mind several of the kids from that group over time had given a bloody noses and bloody lips on previous occasions and basically nobody ever did anything about it other than getting after the kids lol. yaa i was a little asshole that pretty much everybody picked on so yaa at some point you can expect the little guy to get back.i never really did well with pools and was nearly 14 before I found out why i had isews with pools and Large bodies of water.love the pither but admittedly I'd be more interested in her cookie rather than the ones that she's selling.
the other 2 can watch or something they don't seem particularly like they want to be involved. Frankly I haven't seen a Girl Scout in Nova Scotia since the early 90s I had almost forgotten about Girl Scouts altogether.ive not seen cubs or beavers either. i don't know if they even still have any of that here in Canada I remember not seeing them selling cookies or anything since probably when I started high school.i had almost forgotten about that whole thing still seeing this picture makes me wonder do they still have scouts and gids in Canada? I know the franchise was kind of in trouble back when I was a member as a kid scouting in Canada wasn't really doing well as a whole.i remember the cookies being really thin almost like communion wafers and not always being very good. They were basically overpriced and just not that good in general. I think the cookies were like four or five dollars for box and there was like 10 cookies or 15 in a package I'm 39 years old so you can probably do the math about how old I was last time I had a scouts cookie no sexual reference intended!wich my experience with boy scouts had been different.what i remember was constantly being picked on for being in it and i got the crap beaten out of me quite a bit by a few of the kids that were members of the group.i gate kicked out ijn the end. i went to this bit where we went to a pool and several of the other members took turns trying to drown me no joke it was a pretty rotten night. i had problems with a couple of the people that ran the particular group I was in we had a couple of grown-ups that really didn't want anything to do with it and get it because their sons were in it so a couple of had really nasty tempers and just didn't want to be there.i gate kicked out for kicking or punching a kid in the facein the back of the car on the ride home from the pool and bear in mind several of the kids from that group over time had given a bloody noses and bloody lips on previous occasions and basically nobody ever did anything about it other than getting after the kids lol. yaa i was a little asshole that pretty much everybody picked on so yaa at some point you can expect the little guy to get back.i never really did well with pools and was nearly 14 before I found out why i had isews with pools and Large bodies of water.love the pither but admittedly I'd be more interested in her cookie rather than the ones that she's selling.
dont mind me;). in Vegas people spend over 5 grand too spend time with girs at the Cottontail Ranch that the same girs hear would do good to score 50 bucks lol .people thank that place in Vegas is all hot Russian models and apparently 5 grand gets you something that you wouldn't even see in a bad general porno film so I probably wouldn't be surprised what somebody would pay to get that Girl Scout on her knees.jest from a realistic standpoint I figured she would have that kind of prices because it would be hard to find one paying customer lol. i suppose I overthink things when it comes to art vs and reality.
For those reading this: very often, I try to provoke drawings with my jokes when I'm in conversation with Mitch and/or Walt. This was a case where the guying actually worked. Eating cookies off a nude Tali -- gee, whoda thunk that would appeal to Mitch? Well, that and Tali in a GS uniform...
"And tonight, in our audience, we are honored to have with us the members of Girl Scout Troop 27 from Little Rock, Arkansas. A big hand, folks, for the girls in Troop 27; c'mon, please stand up and show us your cookies."
They start as Brownies and grow up to be Cookies. I mean, Girl Scouts.
They start as Brownies and grow up to be Cookies. I mean, Girl Scouts.
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