When my ex's brother had a baby, everyone teased me because I was TERRIFIED of children and refused to try holding him.

I still avoid children like the plague when I'm around them in public, but I figure it will be different when they are my spawn. Who knows, maybe  RobertVarulfur and I will have little pawprints all over the house someday, and they won't be from the dog/cats/etc. ;3