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did you forget you're an object, wow
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(Cue noir music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwvVhXItl1w or something similar)
Hard-boiled detective voice:
"And so I made my move. But instead of Lady Luck, I got Miss Fortune. The horned dame was having none of it, and that look in her eyes could only mean I was in a world of hurt. "Why don't *you* get out my equipment for me, *slave*-" she said in that was worded like a question but was spoken like a command. If looks could kill, I'd be a goner, or at least in pretty bad shape. Still, despite the way this steely mare gave the evil eye, I could tell that she wanted me-"
Sorry, this just popped into my head.
Seriously, I want to see some skiddadling.
Hard-boiled detective voice:
"And so I made my move. But instead of Lady Luck, I got Miss Fortune. The horned dame was having none of it, and that look in her eyes could only mean I was in a world of hurt. "Why don't *you* get out my equipment for me, *slave*-" she said in that was worded like a question but was spoken like a command. If looks could kill, I'd be a goner, or at least in pretty bad shape. Still, despite the way this steely mare gave the evil eye, I could tell that she wanted me-"
Sorry, this just popped into my head.
Seriously, I want to see some skiddadling.
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