I'm a little shocked at how many people were genuinely curious as to what I got my wife for X-mas when I showed pics of what to be an 18 inch anthro dick with massive balls standing on my keyboard.

SO, I found the snapshots I took of her unwrapping it.

IT WAS BALLS OF YARN

She loves knitting and crocheting, and loves drab colors like gray, so she really liked it. Thankfully more then a nearly 2 foot dick.

That could have been embarrassingly disappointing if she wanted that dick instead, lol