Hey. Kobolds.

These kobolds are average. Nothing strange about them at all. The Department of Asset Forfeiture and Pest Control requires me to tell you that the government is not liable for any malady, bodily injury, disease, property damage, curse, or spell that may result from the buying of these kobolds.

...Are they gone? Okay, cool. What the FUCK. What the fuck! I've got some sort of skeleton goop and a literal dragon here! A very short dragon! What am I supposed to do with these? When I got this job I expected a cushy job selling off ratty little malnourished lizard things, and now I don't know if I'm going to get maimed or blood cursed for a thousand years when I check the day's stock! It's ridiculous!

So, this auction will conclude at 11:00 PM CST on 3/3. Snipe protection exists, any bid placed after the time limit will reset a 15 minute cooldown-- So if a bid is placed at 11:23, you have until 11:38 to place a bid before they win. So basically the thing ends at the specified time or 15 minutes after the last bid, whichever comes last. Place your bids below, starting at one dollar. Minimum bid of $1, too. Yadda yadda, standard adoptable stuff!

Oh yeah, and their sex and personality and everything is totally up for you to decide, of course. These kobolds are tabula rasa-- A completely blank slate for you to do whatever you want with.