New York - AP

Manhattan residents woke up today to see a certain uber wolf sitting and flexing over the skyline. Several residents were quoted as saying the following Yer blockin' the sun, get outta da' way, and so forth and so on.

A news copter with a reporter for WNYC interviewed the massive wolf who had this to say "I jus wanted ta' visit Central Park" where he was sitting of course, he left the area later on in the day, because one doesn't want to be there at night as everybody knows.

The mayor of New York couldn't be reached for comments on the visit by the mountain of wolf, nor could any one else from the mayor's office for that matter. Image was taken from the news copter mentioned above.