Iron Artist 2017 55/100
(Plaything.)

"Let's say--hypothetically of course--that sometimes I fuck guys. You know, just every once in awhile, when I run out of women... You know how it is, right? Of course you do. You wouldn't tell anyone, would you? Haha, of course you wouldn't: you're my right-hand man, after all. Minus the right hand. It's just hypothetical, right? I can trust you, can't I? You're good at keeping your mouth shut..."

Yeah you know, sometimes you just need a break from being straight for a bit. It's really hard work! Nothing wrong with two "perfectly heterosexual" guys just being perfectly heterosexual at eachother.

Alban is the most concerned, mildly aroused, confused, and frightened he has ever been. At least until the next time this inevitably happens.

And the weiners come out

And he has to ask some important questions about how being heterosexual works

EDIT: Did a few color tweaks! wowsers