Tanner(Machgaogamon)/Raidramon: Whoa. They are amazing.

Petya: yes they are!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Another wolf digimon. Sooo amazing.
Raidramon: A fox digimon is great.

Petya: a guardian of the forest, they will bite if anyone dare to disturb the forest you know.... speaking of which (tied a turkey drumstick to both Tanner and Raidramon tail) Dark Flamedramon!
Dark Flamedramon: food!!!

Both: Nononono! *get trampled by Dark Flamedramon*

Petya: Oy here's the real one! (throwing a whole turkey to the other side)
Dark Flamedramon: YAHOOooo!!! *nom nom nom
Petya: be careful to never let your creepy sense down eeheheh

Dark Flamedramon: *eats whole* *burps*

Petya: ups the sun Going down, I turst both of you to protect forest sector ok?
Both: yes sir!
Petya: Tanner! Raidramon! Let's go back and Dark Flamedramon you can go a head, see if Black Gaomon drunk again!
Dark Flamedramon: with pleasure!

Tanner(Machgaogamon)/Raidramon: Okay.

Couple minutes later on the farm gate.....

Black Gaomon: just a bottle of sake!!!!
Dark Flamedramon: ow no you don't ehehehe I will kick your balls puppy dog!!!!
Black Gaomon: hhhiiiiiiiiiiii

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Sounds like dad wants a drink.
Raidramon: By the way Petya, why are you in your speedo? /////

Petya: oh I simply forgot to bring my cloth after a swim with Gomamon and the others

Raidramon: Oh. Okay. //// Just curious.

Petya: what's a matter? Do you want feel my bulge? (shoving my bulge to Raidramon mask)

Raidramon: *Gulp* /////
Tanner(Machgaogamon): Hahaha...urk.

Petya: Oi Tanner what's a matter? Are you pregnant my friend?

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Guh...*faints*
Raidramon: Tanner!

Petya: now what.... Cutemon!!
Cutemon: what's wrong with him Petya?
Petya: he fainted somehow... oh yes Black Weregarurumon!
Black Weregarurumon: Yes Pe... Oi Oi what happen to him?
Petya: what are you talking about you stupid husband! He is pregnant!
Black Weregarurumon: WHAT??!!!!! *fainted
Petya: ow great 2 of them down...

Raidramon: Tanner isn't pregnant, I think he's sick!

Cutemon: he is!
Petya: Oi Raidramon what kind of food he ate this morning?

Raidramon: Eggs, wild berries, and meat.

Raidramon: Eggs, wild berries, and meat.

Petya: huh? what meat?

Raidramon: I don't know! But Tanner needs help.

Cutemon: relax only food poisoning, Dorulumon, darling my aid kits please
Dorulumon: here you go Cutemon!
Cutemon: let's see... serum 273A... ah here it is.... (injecting to Tanner's neck) you will be better now kyu....

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Guhhh...
Raidramon; Tanner. oh.
Tanner(Machgaogamon): What?
Raidramon: Your fur is...dark blue.
Tanner(Machgaogamon): Huh? What the... *fur is dark blue*

Petya: let me guess a wild blue berry and black berry? what kind of stupid idiot mix them with meat?

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Uhhh...hmmm. *starts sweating*

Black Gaomon: my son! ow not again....
Petya: explain not again?
Black Gaomon: this stupid idiot want to try cook the berry mix meatbone that his mother always cooked him, do you have a some mint herb and rock berry?
Dorulumon: I have some in my basket
Sunflowmon: here a fresh mint
Black Gaomon: (mixing the ingredient and start softening it up until it turn to porrige) here eat it, I know the taste will be awful (force Tanner to drink it)

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Phuuu! Ack! *growls* ...
Raidramon: Did...did you...growl?
Tanner(Machgaogamon): Ugh, where did that come from?

Black Gaomon: stupid boy where do you think it come from?
Petya: well his fur turn to normal, oi Tanner you pregnant boy!
Black Gaomon: my son pregnant?
Petya: yes!
Black Gaomon: uhh... *fainted

Tanner(Machgaogamon): I ain't pregnant! I'm a guy, not a gal!

Petya: ihihi just kidding! I just want to see the look at your father eheheh
Black Weregarurumon: uhh... what? what's going on?
Petya: here come the funny one, Black Weregarurumon! Petya been pregnant by other Black Weregarurumon!
Black Weregarurumon: WHAAAAATTTT?!!!! (jaws drop)
Petya: ahahhahahaha ihiihihiiihii of course he is not pregnant you stupid wolf! ahhaaa
Black Weregarurumon: why you COME BACK HERE SO I CAN SPANK YOUR ASS PETYA!!!
Petya: I am the fastest one here hehehe
Black Weregarurumon: I GOING TO PUNISH YOU LIKE A HELL DOG!!!
Petya: ow look into the scary wolf ehehe (jump above Tanner and then Black Weregarurumon accidently Black Weregarurumon lips crash into Tanner lips) ow that is cute a prince who wakes the sleeping beauty
Black Weregarurumon: //////////////PETYA!!!!///////////////

Tanner(Machgaogamon): ////// *growls*

Petya: why you keep growling Tanner?

Tanner(Machgaogamon): *shakes head* Wha-what?

Petya: oi is this the side effect of your medicine?
Black Gaomon: well it is... the stomach will release the poison about now... (Tanner have a horrible stomachache and panic)

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Ahhhh!

Petya: oi Tanner go to the toilet before.... (Tanner poo himself in his pants) it comes OUT!!!! EEWWW TANNER!!!!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): I'll just...see myself to the bathroom. ///// *goes to bathroom*

Petya: will this continued?
Black Gaomon: well the body will continue to dumping all virus so... it will be continual...
Petya: Elecmon! I need an adult size diaper and I need it a lot!
Elecmon: for Tanner?
Petya: yes Tanner size...
Elecmon: i'll going to check it....
Petya: great eewww... even the smell reach here....
Agumon: PETYA~~ you have visitors!
Petya: hmm? Gatchmon and a...
Dokamon: Dokamon Desu!
Petya: ahaha yes the fighter one ehehe
Dokamon: nice to finally meet you Desu!
Petya: ehehe....
Gatchmon: hmm eeww what is that smell?
Petya: well it is a secret Gatchmon can you find it out?
Gatchmon: Search on! Hmm.... ethanol... methanol...virus...and basically poo... wait VIRUS!!!
Petya: eh is it contagious?
Black Gaomon: no it is not!
Gatchmon: (running around in circle) virus virus virus
Petya: is he broken?
Dokamon: umm no desu....

Raidramon: Well that happened.

Petya: Oi Tanner here a diaper for you!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): ! ///// Really?

Petya: well you choose actually... numemon now washing your stinky pants and underwear. So you prefer to be naked? I can consider that much better than wearing this.... well in good purpose ehehe

Tanner(Machgaogamon): *growl* Why do I keep doing that? *puts on diaper* Better than nothing I guess, but not one word.

Tanner(Machgaogamon): *growl* Why do I keep doing that? *puts on diaper* Better than nothing I guess, but not one word.

Tanner's comi out from the toilet

Petya: Cameramon!!!
Cameramon: cheese!!!!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): What the hell?!

Petya: just kidding!!! Kamemon!
Kamemon: here's a herbal tea for your stomach ehehe

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Holy fuck! *groans and growls*

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Holy fuck! *groans and growls*

Petya: does it works?

Tanner(Machgaogamon): No Something...*growls* ELSE!!!
Fur turns dark blue,Tanner stands on all fours, Teeth becomes sharper and claws come out. Eyes turn gold.
Raidramon: T-T-T-Tanner?
Tanner(Machgaogamon): *growls and howls*

Petya: hmm... this is bad... (firing multiple tranqualizer dart) that should put him to sleep
Kamemon: Kame... is it the herbal tea??
Petya: nope something else.... hey old friend did he like this before?
Black Gaomon: no it is different!
Petya: Raidramon! are you sure he not eat some kind of weird berry or something?

Raidramon: He ate a nightshade berry.

Petya: (Grabbing Raidramon ears) WHY THE FUCK YOU NOT SAY THAT EARLIER!!!! (injecting nightshade berry antidote)

Raidramon: I'm sorry, I was busy with all the claimanity.

Petya: STUPID IDIOT WRONG ANTIDOTE CAN MAKE TANNER DIE!!!

Tanner turn back to normal and growling disappeared

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Wha...?

Petya: the diaper boy is cured!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Mmmrgh my head...

Petya: or not.... stay back just in case if the antidote not working...

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Ow...guys?

Petya: easy now Tanner... did your stomach still weird?

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Hmm. I'm hungry.

Petya: last question... did you want a delicious digimon or a beef steak?

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Steak?

All: HIS CURED!!!! (jump to Tanner)

Tanner(Machgaogamon): ? Omnf!

Black Gaomon: I thought you are dead son!!!
Petya: next time if you want to cook something just ask me to cock it not yourself!!! stupid doggy boy you almost kill us and yourself!!!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): ?

Petya: just forget it! NO BERRY FOR TODAY!!!
All: ahh....
Petya: all thanks to Tanner some of us now traumatize... look at Kamemon!
Kamemon: no sencha? no black tea? no no.....

Tanner(Machgaogamon): What...?

Petya: we trying to heal you but you attack all of us while Kamemon giving you a herbal tea to calm you down! and if you want a berry mix meatbone just tell me to cock it you crazy boy!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Okay. Can I eat now?

Petya: cook or raw? Ehehe

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Cook

Petya: ahaha wait here!
Black Gaomon: (slap to Tanner face) you stupid boy! Just ask your mom to cook it! You almost killed yourself stupid idiot!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Ow.

Black Weregarurumon: easy now easy... he back to normal right?....

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Yep.

Black Weregarurumon: see... he is back....
Black Gaomon: but... but...
Petya: but what? do you want to ruin your new relationship with your son?
Dark Flamedramon: (kick in the Black Gaomon nuts) YES SIR AS ORDERED EHEHEHEAHAHHAHAA!!!!!
Black Gaomon: ufffhhnnnggggg myyy baalllllsss,.......

Tanner(Machgaogamon): ...

Petya: stop worrying about it here a prime Sirloin steak well done with a blackpepper sauce
Dark Flamedramon: *drooling.... foood.........
Petya: ow for you a raw one (throw it to Dark Flamedramon)
Dark Flamedramon: FOOODDD!!!!
Petya: good work... now how's the taste?

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Mmmm! Good!

Petya: great then...

Tanner(Machgaogamon): *smiles*

Petya: everybody happy....
Black Gaomon: HELP!!!!
Dark Flamedramon: EHEHEHEIHIHIHIH NO DRINKING HIHIIHHIHH
Petya: well except for both of them

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Yeah.

Petya: ow one more thing Tanner....

Tanner(Machgaogamon): What is it?

Petya: you are banned from the kitchen forever!!!!! Your cooking will kill us!!!!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Okay.

Petya: also you banned for berry picking!!!! You don't have knowledge anything of Berry!!!!!
Black Weregarurumon: easy Petya easy.....
Petya: for the punishment.... ehehe.....

Tanner(Machgaogamon): ?

Petya: ta da! (a braised meatbone with mix berry sauce) you have to finish this!

Tanner(Machgaogamon): What is it?

Petya: well your dad did approve my cooking like something your mom always cook to you so test it out! Is it similar with her cooking?

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Mmm yep!

Petya: ehehe finish it up ehehe

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Mmm. Yummy.

Petya: good ehehe *evil grin* do you know the prank part of that food?

Tanner(Machgaogamon): Hmm?

Petya: I put something extra in the food you just ate called a sleeping pills! Ehehee

Tanner(Machgaogamon): What?! *falls asleep*

Petya: ehehehe *evil grin* this is for making my day really ruin (stripping Tanner naked) and this is for making more trouble than Black Weregarurumon with his pants worn upside down (wearing Tanner a pink speedo) done!
Black Weregarurumon: ///// he is cute /////
Petya: and as for you Raidramon.... ehehehe

Raidramon: *gulp*

Petya: Hold him! (stripping Raidramon armor) this is to not telling me what did Tanner eat sooner! (wearing a polka dot girl swimsuit to Raidramon) done! Ehehe
Banchouleomon: *nosebleed ////////////

Raidramon: ////////

Petya: now Banchou take this lady for a swim please....
Banchouleomon: as you wish Petya ///// (carrying Raidramon) shall we swim my lady?//////

Raidramon: Yeah. /////

Petya: have fun you two ehehe while I having fun with this sleeping beauty ehehe (cutting his hair and paint it blonde then make a Ten Kodori style) this is fun ehehe....

Meanwhile...... our couple just making a slow dip on the pond

Banchouleomon: sorry I don't wear anything than my fundoshi my love (holding hand)

Raidramon: It's okay.

Banchouleomon: you look much beautiful with that swimsuit my love///////

Raidramon: R-really?

Banchouleomon: (kissing Raidramon) is that prove it love?

Raidramon: Y-yes.

Banchouleomon: (slowly dipping both to the water together) is the water ok?//////////////

Raidramon: *nods* /////

Banchouleomon: so...//////// do you want you know ///////// "that"/////////

Raidramon: ////////
Tanner(Machgaogamon): You two have fun. I'm heading to bed. *steps through gate to cave*

Both: /////////// TANNER!!!! ////////// I think Petya effect begin to surge him in ///////////