"Walk-ins are always welcome, though, you know! Hehehe! Now, come back here, you know you don't need those kidneys!"

Again, I don't appreciate this "evil" version of me. Like, I don't ALREADY have patients afraid of me! I don't get it! What am I doing wrong? I try to be nice and calm, but nothing works! ...it's the teeth, isn't it? I mean, they aren't THAT sharp and scary, are they? *smiles* *everyone runs away in a panic* ...yeah, it's the teeth...

I mean, though I like doing me job, I don't like scaring my patients...
Oh, Ben, your appointment's on Tuesday.
*Ben gets the heckola out of here*
Hehehehe... >:)
What?