Here's a screenshot showing one of the two useless iPhone toys I'm working on while I wait for Expositor to grind through the review queue.

Poo! So clean! So cute! Until you touch it, then it's poo all over.

Yep, touch anywhere brown and drag your finger around, and it'll smear across the screen. I'm working on the Browntech engine right now. It's going to be very realistic, with streaking and smear decay and such. I have it all planned out.

What the hell is wrong with me?