Stories are back! Now this one is just a little introduction to the club and the arrival of a new character. Comments welcome!

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Now Hiring
Sal was sweeping up his new club. New tables, and chairs, still wrapped in plastic and cardboard, were strewn about the room. The Cocker Spaniel was trying to think of a good name for the place. He wanted something fancy-sounding. He knew of an Italian word for black and white that he learned in an art class but couldn’t remember.
"So," Omo asked, "what are we going to do about the workload?"
"We'll just have to hire people" Sal said.
"That'll take too long."
"You want us to do all the work ourselves?"
"You kidding? I just need to do this." The genie snapped his fingers. Magical smoke formed a tornado between the two of them. It kept compressing until it formed into a loose figure. A short goat shook off the smoke clouds like a dog drying off, "nice to meet you," he said, "I'm Emir." He bowed to Omo and Sal. He was slightly chubby and completely naked.
"Uh, I'm not sure I'm comfortable having all our workers be magic." Sal said.
"I can get rid of him" Omo said getting ready to snap his fingers.
"No need to do that," Sal said, "we can keep this one. I'd feel bad making him disappear right after you just made him."
Emir ran to Sal and hugged him "thanks boss."
"He is cute," Omo said, "I came up with him pretty quick."
"I promise to work hard Omo-sama" the goat said.
"What can he do?" Sal asked.
"Lots of things," Emir said.
"I was thinking that he could cook, clean and serve food and drinks" Omo said.
"That's a bit much." Sal looked over the goat's small stature.
"He's made of magic, he can handle it." Omo patted the goat's shoulder. Clothing appeared on Emir's body. It was a white button down shirt, with black dress pants and a black vest. "This look good for a uniform?" The genie asked.
"Looks like we were both thinking a black and white color theme." The dog said. " I was thinking we could name the club after that."
"How?"
"Well, there's this word, I'm forgetting it now but it's Italian for black and white."
"Chiaroscuro?" Emir offered.
"Yeah, that. How did you know?"
"I made him have a google-style mind, he can learn anything if he thinks about it."
"That sounds incredibly dangerous"
"I made him good at heart, we don't need to worry."

Sal started drafting want ads on his laptop. He thought of other jobs that emir wouldn't be able to do. He thought that Emir couldn't be security, he was not threatening enough. He typed up a job description for a bouncer.
He posted the ad online. He got a call a few hours later.
The voice sounded gruff, a perfect fit. "This is the bouncer job?" He asked.
"Yes. This is the club security position." Sal said.
"Your place is close to my house. I think I'd fit the bill."
"Well I'd need to meet you first, but you sound like you match the job so far. When are you able to meet?"
"Any time."
"Today?"
"Sure."
They organized the time.
"What's your name by the way?" Sal asked.
"Lorenzo."
Lorenzo's car pulled up to the club. Sal was outside waiting for him. He waved as Lorenzo pulled in. The large black horse stepped out of the vehicle. He offered a handshake to the dog, "I'm guessing you're Sal?"
"You'd be correct" the dog replied. The horse was a gorgeous specimen. Pumped muscles filled his frame underneath his shiny, black hair. This was the kind of dude you wanted on your side.
Sal offered to show him around. The went in and Sal familiarized Lorenzo with the building.
"Basically it's your job to make sure everyone's safe and having a good time."
"And if someone ain't safe I step in with these babies." He flexed both of his arms. Sal couldn't help but wag at the sight. He was freaking perfect. And it would be nice having him around.
"I better introduce you to the landlord." Sal said.
The genie was in the back room in a button-down Hawaiian shirt and shorts.
He turned and saw the two. A smile spread across his face. "Well if it isn't Lorenzo! How you been bud?" He genie bear-hugged the horse. Sal could see Lorenzo tense up, blushing red through his dark fur.
"You know each other?" Sal asked.
"We knew each other in the biblical sense." Omo laughed. "I met this handsome horse at a spa a while back, looks like you wanted to come back for more huh?" Omo said running his hands through the horse’s mane.
"So... you know he's magic right?" Lorenzo said looking away from both of them.
"I know," said Sal.
"Oh, come on boy. Relax a little" the genie said. "We're all friends here." And you don't have to get specific about what happened if you don't want, he added telepathically to Lorenzo. The horse looked him in the eye again but was still unsure. Omo being here meant that his new coworkers might know his kinks, he wasn't certain how to feel about that. Plus with the power Omo gave him...
Sal handed Lorenzo the paperwork for him to sign. The dog flat-out told him he'd be hired. He signed.
"Glad to have you as part of our team." Sal said.

Lorenzo texted his new boss "hey Sal, did the genie give you a power too?"
"I guess, I can't control it well tho"
"Mind telling me yours?"
"Only if you tell me yours ;)"
Lorenzo groaned. Why did his power have to be so embarrassing?
"I turn into a sumo."
"That sounds cute" Sal texted back "I get hyper buff."
"I wish I had your power."
"I like my power too, but yours would also be fun. But you know we can probably just ask Omo for other powers if we wanted. He is the landlord after all, we're gonna see him a lot."

The next day all four of them were setting up for the opening of the club. Omo made several ads appear across the town the day before. People and furs flowed in. Many of them already paired up in couples. Omo figured that once the place was open a while more singles would come over.
"So how does it feel now that the place is open?" Omo said to Sal.
"It's unreal," the dog said. He gripped Omo in a hug. "Thank you so much" he said.

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Lorenzo's first appearance: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21882811/
How Sal met Omo / Got powers: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22089127/