Baku: Alright kiddies, you may be asking yourself, "What the hell is that pic about?" I'll tell you.



~It started right around the middle of my training in the Wu-Shi Academy, where I trained as a monk. During those days, I kept feeling an odd urge, like something inside me was wanting to do something, I just didn't know what. That urge grew and grew up until the day of graduation. I performed along side my fellow classmates as intended. The ceremony was completed without a hitch, but during the whole thing, I kept seeing this strange man with red skin and a horned skull helmet, that no one else seemed to see. After the ceremony was done and everyone had left, including the classmates and teachers, I was heading down the stairs with my belongings in hand when the strange man walked up to me. "Why hello there, big man" the strange man said in a weirdly seductive flamboyant voice. I stand there, scared and confused, until I responded, "H....hello there...." The man was studying me, looking over every inch. "I've been watching over you for quite some time" the man stated. I gulp from the sentence, " You...you have?" The man chuckled, "Yes, darling, I have. I know what's inside of you. You have a strange feeling that has been festering in you for quite some time and you don't know what it is or how to make it come forth." I stand there wide eyed, realizing that everything he said was correct.

"Y.....yeah, how did you know?" I asked. "Well, that's when I step in..." the man says while he jesters a bow "...my name is Wedgelor. The Demon Lord of Wedgies." The simple saying of the word 'wedgie' sparked the feeling in me, making me jump a little. "I know of a way to bring out that feeling of yours, Baku." Wedgelor says. Still trying to process the situation, I suddenly realize what he said. "You...you can?" Wedgelor nods his head, turning to his left and spawns in a portly man wearing a white tanktop and grey shorts with the waistband of his briefs exposed.
"W...what?" I exclaimed from the sudden magic. "Baku, walk up to him and grab this." Wedgelor says as he points to the exposed waistband. I didn't hesitate, the feeling in me had total control just from the sight of the portly man. I walked up to him, grabbing the waistband. "Good, now pull it up as hard as you can." Wedgelor says while pointing up. I do as he says, pulling the waistband up as hard as I can, the briefs quickly sliding up out. The legholes become exposed, wedgieing deep into his ass. The portly man lets out a moan from the impact. I begin to smile hugely.

"Yeah........YEAH!" I say as I continue yanking the briefs. As I do I start to laugh. "Wedgelor, this is amazing. This is exactly what I needed. And I need more." I say as I let go of the now wilted briefs. "Good. Now that that's out of the way, I have a deal with you." Wedgelor says while clapping. "A deal?" I ask confusingly. "Yes. My deal is that I will pay you a great sum of cash per person that I task you to give a wedgie to." Wedgelor explains. My eyes light up, and a smile stretches across my face. "But here's the thing. A good majority of the people I want you to go after are from different universes, so I'll need to give some powers that allow you to cross-travel universes. And to do that, I need to perform a ritual on you to inhabit a demon who has those powers and some extra." Wedgelor crosses his arms. I didn't hesitate. "Wedgelor, you have yourself a deal." I say I bow to him in respect.~




Baku: So whatcha think, kiddos? There will be a part two sometime later down the line showing me going through the ritual.