"Oh man, you found me." said the small, pink cat pokemon through telepathy. She already had quite a large and round belly. She was hiding in one of the kitchen cabinets when I got up to cook breakfast.

"Woah! Where did you come from? Why are you in my cabinet?" I asked.

"I'm the reason for all of your pokemon getting so big! I found a way to use my psychic abilities to make a pokemon's fat cells multiply at alarmingly crazy rates."

"It's been you this whole time?"

"Yep, and since you did so well in finally finding me, I'll give you a 'little' gift." Mew said.

"A gift? What are you..." I was interrupted by the sight of her suddenly expanding. "Wait, you can't do that there!" but it wss too late. Mew made herself fat enough to get stuck in the cabinet.

"There, all done. Did you like my gift?" she asked.

"Well, I do have to admit that you look extremely cute with all of that blobby fat. But I just have one question. You can reverse it, can't you? You did just get yourself stuck in a cabinet, and Chusuke misses being mobile."

"Hehehehe.... About that...."

"Oh boy, here we go."