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FINALLY, a new issue of Arizona Funnies! It's a catch-all title for my non-porn stuff, these days. Got some cool guest artists, though. So anyway, if you want a copy, it's five bucks, plus $2.50 for postage. That's a flat rate - it's the same two-fifty for shipping one or multiple copies (I should be so lucky!).
Yeah yeah, paper comix are obsolete, yadda, yadda. Shaddap, or I'll lumber over and knock you down with my spiky dinosaur tail.
Yeah yeah, paper comix are obsolete, yadda, yadda. Shaddap, or I'll lumber over and knock you down with my spiky dinosaur tail.
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The poor bastard!
Back in the mid-1980s, a guy I worked with decided to book it for California with his girlfriend. At the time, Cali offered jobs a-plenty and free college for state residents. Within a year after he got there, the state changed the residency laws for college tuition and his girlfriend took off with some wannabe actor.
Poor Steve supplemented his meager Macjob income with frequent deposits at the Sperm Bank. With an IQ of 140 (they tested him!) and looks that got his picture picked out of the 'stud' book regularly, he stayed out of jail and the gutter for two years before he gave it up and moved back home.
The girlfriend? Yeah, she was the cousin of a former girlfriend of mine. The last time I saw my one-time ladyfriend, she told me the actor boi had tossed her cousin over for another guy. She went home to her parents heartbroken and pregnant. Sometimes it's best to stay home, but you can't foresee what Fate has up her raggedy sleeve.
Back in the mid-1980s, a guy I worked with decided to book it for California with his girlfriend. At the time, Cali offered jobs a-plenty and free college for state residents. Within a year after he got there, the state changed the residency laws for college tuition and his girlfriend took off with some wannabe actor.
Poor Steve supplemented his meager Macjob income with frequent deposits at the Sperm Bank. With an IQ of 140 (they tested him!) and looks that got his picture picked out of the 'stud' book regularly, he stayed out of jail and the gutter for two years before he gave it up and moved back home.
The girlfriend? Yeah, she was the cousin of a former girlfriend of mine. The last time I saw my one-time ladyfriend, she told me the actor boi had tossed her cousin over for another guy. She went home to her parents heartbroken and pregnant. Sometimes it's best to stay home, but you can't foresee what Fate has up her raggedy sleeve.
No surprise, the wretched cesspool of California favors illegal border jumpers, instead of bonafide citizens.
Had he been Mexican, he would have been offered free food, housing, medical care, welfare and college!
But alas, the poor son of a bitch was a white European male, and therefore seen as evil and racist!
Had he been Mexican, he would have been offered free food, housing, medical care, welfare and college!
But alas, the poor son of a bitch was a white European male, and therefore seen as evil and racist!
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