Happy day to you all. I've been scouring the mountains and the oceans to bring you these rare freshly caught babies.

Now this next catch I just found strolling down the beach. I almost didn't see them.
But they made the mistake of popping out of their clever disguise. They kind of look like a turtle. So I've called them Shelly.

The other over there, well they weren't hard to catch. They couldn't run away really. But I've named them Big Boy BB to be nice. They smell like blueberries.

I don't very well know what kind of personality they may have...or very well the gender...I thought it rude to look down there.
All I know is I sniped them from other kobold hunters. Mwah hahah
And now I'm sellin' em.

I'll start the bids. at a dollar down below. Once ya got'em they're yours. And I'LL be rid of them.
Bids end in 24 hours