This is supposed to be lyrics to a sort of pop song. Thanks in advance to anyone with the patience to read this. Anyway, it's a tribute to this guy who came to my high school every year to recite poetry that he had written about all kinds of stuff. He was partially paralyzed, and he had this totally pimped-out wheelchair with flames on the sides, which could reach speeds of just over 20 miles per hour. He was really entertaining, and inspiring on top of that. How many other crippled magician/poets do you know?