Do you miss the old days of huge engines with no power, lack of seatbelts and other communist manifesto safety equipment? Do you have copious amounts of expendable cash just burning a hole in your pocket? Then this car is for you!

Being as long as a pickup truck with an 8ft bed, you be sure to impress with the ability to only carry one other person in such a long vehicle!

Powered by an unnecessarily large V16 engine for those times you'll need all that power while wasting your life sitting in traffic! Don't ask about fuel economy though...we're sure if you can afford this thing that fuel economy is definitely not on the top of the list (hint, it's reeaaaaaaaaaaal bad).

Thiccccc tires keep this over two ton beast planted on the ground with surprisingly nimble handling for those times where you are too distracted by your phone and you need to swerve out of the way of that pedestrian you almost hit! Smooth ride and guaranteed to need an alignment or tire repair when (not if) you hit a pothole!

Unfortunately seatbelts are mandated (trust us, we've tried), so you can't fully achieve the Pre-Depression times we've come to enjoy. You can always just...ride without a seatbelt, but don't come crying to us...we have good lawyers!

To keep with the times, we've added an unnecessary, poorly developed application to open your doors and start the car! It has way too many updates but never actually solves any issues! Why not send all your cellphone data to a car manufacturer right? You already do that to thousands of other companies so one more is not gonna hurt.

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Specs:
Layout - FR
Chassis - Steel space frame
Engine - Longitudinally mounted V16, Naturally Aspirated. Drive-by-wire throttle
Transmission - 8 speed Dual clutch automatic. Mechanical lever shifter (fake manual mode controlled by shifter)
Steering - Hydraulic assisted rack and pinion
Suspension - Multi-link front and rear with adjustable dampers and ride height
Wheels - 22inch 11 spoke magnesium alloy. 330 wide tires front and rear. No spare
Brakes - 6 piston fixed front, 4 piston fixed rear with 1 piston park brake. Vented rotors. Hydraulic system with booster
Interior - Leather (actual leather) - 2 occupant
Weight - ~4500 lbs (2177kg) Curb

Safety & features:
Airbags (front and side)
Seatbelts
Stability Control
Traction Control (can turn off)
Lane departure warning (can turn off)
Front collision assist (can turn off)
Antilock Brakes
Blindspot monitor (mirror light)
Adaptive head & tail lights
Cruise control
Radio, bluetooth, aux. Touch screen display
Climate control and push button start
Application to control doors, ignition, and other features

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For the low low price of a small loan of 1 million dollars! Feel free to comment and such