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Take one bored artist, add idle conversation with a Shark/Wolf hybrid and this is what you get.
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Araca for being a good sport.
It needs some words... Underwater, noone can hear you murr...
Thanks to
Araca for being a good sport.It needs some words... Underwater, noone can hear you murr...
Category Artwork (Digital) / Doodle
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 486 x 650px
File Size 66.2 kB
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I don't go to the beach at all... The toothy things don't stick to deep water... http://thechive.com/2009/03/fish-with-huge-teeth/
News Anchor:
"Tonight, we ask you - to ask yourselves: are your children safe? Are -you- safe? For you see, dear friends, we've been getting more and more reports of... unexplainable attacks near America's beaches. Vicious, horrible creatures have been claiming more and more swimmers - and there appears to be no pattern or cause for the attacks. Witnesses, those lucky few to have survived these attempts on their lives, claim to have seen something that baffles scientists: a shark-like creature, but with fur and ears like a wolf. It's incredible, impossible even, but with the summer's death toll climbing higher and higher each time a family decides to visit the local beach, the scientific community, as well as the government, may have no choice but to listen to these fantastic claims - or risk a nationwide panic and a potential collapse of the coastal tourism trade."
Movie-Trailer Narrator:
"They say you can kill a werewolf with silver bullets. They say that giant sharks can be taken down with a big enough bomb. But they don't say how to kill a Shark-Wolf. This summer, terror rides the waves again, and its got claws!" (yeah, I know, not that great, but I'm exhausted, so :P)
Anyway, nice pic, man. Quit humorous, though, aren't the ears facing at a odd angle? Just a honest suggestion. It's still good, though, quite funny.
"Tonight, we ask you - to ask yourselves: are your children safe? Are -you- safe? For you see, dear friends, we've been getting more and more reports of... unexplainable attacks near America's beaches. Vicious, horrible creatures have been claiming more and more swimmers - and there appears to be no pattern or cause for the attacks. Witnesses, those lucky few to have survived these attempts on their lives, claim to have seen something that baffles scientists: a shark-like creature, but with fur and ears like a wolf. It's incredible, impossible even, but with the summer's death toll climbing higher and higher each time a family decides to visit the local beach, the scientific community, as well as the government, may have no choice but to listen to these fantastic claims - or risk a nationwide panic and a potential collapse of the coastal tourism trade."
Movie-Trailer Narrator:
"They say you can kill a werewolf with silver bullets. They say that giant sharks can be taken down with a big enough bomb. But they don't say how to kill a Shark-Wolf. This summer, terror rides the waves again, and its got claws!" (yeah, I know, not that great, but I'm exhausted, so :P)
Anyway, nice pic, man. Quit humorous, though, aren't the ears facing at a odd angle? Just a honest suggestion. It's still good, though, quite funny.
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