Ahhh, those were the days.

...When I was young and naïve with the brands of shaving cream I got, and when I had one of the coolest pets EVAR: a praying mantis.

Her name was Jade, and she laid tons of oothicas (oothicae? I dunno pluralz, lawl) in her small li'l terrarium. Sadly, they live very short lives.

...She lived to the ripe ol' age of... six months? Eight? RIP.