First issue. cameos by my sis's character hazel and also everyone's favorite cuddly and tasty chu the amazing Sparky.

panel 1:
Link: Hello, link, here. Just wanted to say I'm starting a webcomic.

panel 2:
link: In it my character will engage in randomness

panel 3:
text box: Some things to expect are: Lots of Furries!!!
duke: Hi!
daisy: Hello!

panel 4:
text box: Lots of allusions, parodies, and referances.
Someone in toyko, japan: OMG! it's Hazillila.

panel 5:
text box: Cameos, crossovers, guest strips, reader mail, and doodles.
Sparky: I'm getting paid for this, right?*
Link in text box: *He is not getting paid for that.

Panel 6:
text box: Drama, suspence, comedy, action, and adventure.
Ship: Target locked. Fire at will.

Panel 7:
text box: And so much more I blatantly ripped off other sources
Dexter (one of my character): Link, your hatemail inbox is full again.

Panel 8:
Link: Ok, I'm going to stop now. I think I broke the forth wall enough today. CYA!!!