
Saint Swiggert, the Tax-Evading Mech-Mechanic (18$)
"People pay taxes on everything they own, even their own homes.
But how'ya gonna tax a house that travelt 50km/h over rough terrain? Where d'ya sent the bills when there IS no mailbox?Yeah, I'm stickin' it to the Man pretty good, eh? 's just me 'n this war-time Mechsuit, on the road. Workin' construction jobs, fixin' cars, showerin' in the car-wash...the good life!"
Back in his youth, Swiggert avoided military service by becoming a Saint on one of those shady, legal-loophole AOL websites. Nowadays, he turns tax-evasion into the action-packed cat&mouse machine -s-man battle it was destined to be. His main hobbies are fixing his robot, and marrying the homeless free of charge.
Lucky Strike is his preferred brand of ciggy.
But how'ya gonna tax a house that travelt 50km/h over rough terrain? Where d'ya sent the bills when there IS no mailbox?Yeah, I'm stickin' it to the Man pretty good, eh? 's just me 'n this war-time Mechsuit, on the road. Workin' construction jobs, fixin' cars, showerin' in the car-wash...the good life!"
Back in his youth, Swiggert avoided military service by becoming a Saint on one of those shady, legal-loophole AOL websites. Nowadays, he turns tax-evasion into the action-packed cat&mouse machine -s-man battle it was destined to be. His main hobbies are fixing his robot, and marrying the homeless free of charge.
Lucky Strike is his preferred brand of ciggy.
Category Adoptables / General Furry Art
Species Housecat
Size 641 x 900px
File Size 788.6 kB
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