Raidramon: Well hi there.

Offmon: !!!! Hiii.... (hide behind Petya)
Petya: ehehe don't worry he won't attack you cute pie ihihihi
Offmon: but.... he is big....

Raidramon: Yes, but I won't hurt anyone

Petya: speaking of big.... Raidramon only a puppy size for Tanner
Offmon: who's Tanner?
Petya: let's see... he is a size as big as empire state building or a 1:1 size of the original godzilla

Raidramon: Yep.

Petya: speaking of flying empire state, here they come...
Black Weregarurumon: found the lost wife!
Bancholeomon: jeez... don't run off like that...
Offmon: !!!!! Petya......
Petya: ohoho they my friend... including the flying empire state building...

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Hi.

Offmon: Petya.... I'm scared.....
Petya: don't worry Tanner and the other don't want to....
Black Weregarurumon: (carry up Offmon) hello cutie pie kuchi kuchi Ku
Offmon: wha wha wha......

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): What you doing Blacky?

Black Weregarurumon: well look at him! He is adorable and extremely cute!
Offmon: (moving his hand around) knead knead knead....
Black Weregarurumon: hmm? What are you.... what's that black orb do?
Offmon: (jump from Black Weregarurumon) offline attack!!!!
Black Weregarurumon: wha? BOOM!!!!!!! UGYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (flying to the sky)
Petya: he gone fly....
Offmon: don't scare me!!!
Petya: but don't just attack him like that!!!!!!!!
Offmon: !!!!! But.... he scare me!!!!!

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Blacky! I'm coming! *flies up*

Petya: well if you scare just jump and behind me, don't blast off people like that!
Offmon: but i'm really scared.....
Petya: ok ok.... come here....
Offmon: (hug tightly to Petya) Petya......
Petya: see Raidramon don't scare him or you will be sent fly like Blacky... speaking of which here come Tanner....

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Blacky is saved.

Black Weregarurumon: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOR HEH?!!!!
Offmon: hii....
Black Weregarurumon: I GOING TO....
Petya: ah ah.... he is a child with a nuclear blast attack, do you want the second blast?
Black Weregarurumon: .... (hide behind Tanner)......

Raidramon: Heheh. Well that was something

Offmon: .......
Petya: ok ok.... you four have fun while I talk to Offmon ok?

All: Okay.

Petya: Offmon... if you scare don't kill anyone like that!
Offmon: but he pick me like picking a carrot from the field!
Petya:...... ok..... (pick up Offmon and tickle him) a bit punishment! Kuchi kuchi ku!
Offmon: ahahaahaaa Petya!!! Ahahahaahahaaa

Raidramon: *sighs happily*

Petya: (walk while tickle Offmon) apology Offmon....
Offmon: ihihihiahahahahaa I am sorry!!!! Yahahahaaa
Petya: (stop tickling) now that better isn't it?

Raidramon: Heh.

Offmon: Sorry Blacky....

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): *Smile*

Petya: now be good all of you.....

All: We will Petya

Petya: and Offmon... please don't kill friends ok...
Offmon: ok..... well if they scare me can I kill them?
Petya: hmm... considerable... how scare it can be....

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Huh?

Offmon: hmm scare me to death?
Petya: that... way off but ok... if they scare you of course.... and guys he is easily scared so be easy ok, and ah.... I will be in the kitchen cooking

Raidramon: Oh yay.

Offmon: so... what should we do now?.....

Raidramon: Hmm

Bancholeomon: how about... playing with our kid...
Offmon: are you married Bancholeomon?
Bancholeomon: with my lovely wife here (holding Raidramon hand)
Offmon: eh? but he is a he! not a she!

Raidramon: Heheh. Well...nevermind.

Offmon: hmm?

Raidramon: No you're too young.

Offmon: too young to play with your children?

Raidramon: No it's...something else.

Offmon: what?

Raidramon: You're too young to see it.

Offmon: see what?

Raidramon: Forget about it.

Offmon: .... odd person....
Bancholeomon: anyway... you stay here while I grab kids ok?

Raidramon: Right.

Offmon: so... Tanner... how can you fit in your house?
Black Weregarurumon: umm he live in one of Petya aircraft Hangar
Offmon: aircraft hangar? can you take me there?

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Sure. Come on.

Offmon: ah ah... wait for Bancho and Raidy children... they can come too right?

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Sure.

moments later....

Bancholeomon: hey kids say hello to Offmon!
All: hello Offmon!
Offmon: hello! ok Tanner let's go!

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Alright.

Offmon: is it far?

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Nope.

Offmon: ok then lead the way

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Okay

Couple minutes later....

Offmon: Petya have a cool aircraft collection

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Yeah he does.

Offmon: wow your bed really big too!

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Yep. Sure is.

Offmon: ehehe

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): *smile*

Offmon: Tanner you so happy seeing this high place and fly everywhere you like!

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Yeah. *sigh*

Offmon: what's wrong?
Black Weregarurumon: what did your boner cramp your armor again? ihihi

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): No it was just something else.

Offmon: what did you hurt yourself?

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Naw.

Black Weregarurumon: did you wet yourself?

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): No...

You know, when I first thought of Offmon and whats his face, I'm like, I dunno where this is going. *Watches as clearly Twitter Copy gets annihilated by Offmon*. OMGGGGGG, then when Haru asks Soccer boy why he is here... "I'm here to protect you". I'm like, uhm..... damn... looks like Digimon wants us to ship those two together.

ihihi better stay tuned Dreel I told you this one more interesting ihihi
the green shirt soccer boy named Yuujin ehehe
I did upload Offmon evolution, Shutmon and Logamon ehehe

I see, well.... I didn't really bother remembering Yuujin's name.

ihihihi stay tuned to the next episode ehehe more funny day with digimons!
Offmon and Gatchmon can be one... I just don't remember what will be their evolution name....

Will he evolve?

well yes! to Logamon, Shutmon and many combine evolve LOL!

Me: Hi, I'm Spadamon the white kitty lion, meow. It's nice to meet you, meow. And you are the cute Offmon, right? so tender, meow

Offmon is a shy digimon so it is hard to introduce yourself without scaring him

Oh, I see. he's so adorable, cute and tender. I want to make slowly and caress him everywhere.

cute and deadly....

Yeah, you're right. even I was like him since I was a kid.