Raidramon: What's going on? I saw a black orb go into the sky

Petya: offmon blast it after try to swallow a wasabi....

Raidramon: Oh.

Offmon: that is horrible! why anyone want to eat that!
Petya: it's for sushi....
Offmon: but the taste is really hot and spicy! and stink!

Raidramon: I know

Offmon: see! Even Raidramon said it!
Petya: but I need it when I ate salmon sushi!
Offmon: oh! Is it to ensure not fishy taste?
Petya: nope, it's to cure poison

Raidramon: Yep

Raidramon: Indeed

Offmon: really
Petya: yup

Raidramon: It does.

Raidramon: It does.
Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Raid! I need you to try something on, you'll like it. Let's go! *grabs Raidramon and heads off*
Raidramon: Whoa!

Petya: and they gone... Offmon?
Offmon: knead knead knead...
Petya: HIYAH!!!!! NO OFFMON NO!!!!! SHOOT IT UP IN THE SKY
Offmon: HEA!!!!
Petya: (grab Offmon just in time and let the orb explode in the sky) phew WHY YOU DO THAT?!
Offmon: Tanner surprise me that's why!
Petya: oh brother...

Back at the hangar...
Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Ready?
Raidramon: Just give it to me.

Black Weregarurumon: what are you two doing?

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Raid will be trying on something I give to him.

Black Weregarurumon: you mean your old school girl swimsuit? Ihihi

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Nope. Something else

Black Weregarurumon: what I it?

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Raid. Come on out and show.
Raidramon: *comes out in a fundoshi* //////////

Black Weregarurumon: oh... just a fundoshi...

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Hm? Is it fine?
Raidramon: //////////

Black Weregarurumon: well he is boner out looks fine to you Tanner?

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Huh?

Raidramon: ///// ups //////////
Bancholeomon: (sneaking behind Raidramon and lick his ass) *slurp
Raidramon: !!!!!!!! ///// Bancho!!!! //////
Bancholeomon: sexy as always!//////
Black Weregarurumon: yo~! Bro!
Bancholeomon: Yo!

Raidramon: ///

Bancholeomon: nice one Tanner!

Tanner(Miragegaogamon): Heh. Well time for bed. Night. Zzz...

ALL: NIGHT!!!

*the next morning...*
Spadamon: Hey guys, I heard rumors about some wasabi stuff, so I thought it would be time to comfort this offmon cutie, meow.

Offmon: !!!!
Petya: are you going to kill Offmon or what?

Spadamon: No, no, no, I'm not going to kill no one, easy, easy.

Spadamon: So, I'm very sorry for Offmon, I just wanted to go easy with him. I just want to hep him somehow.

Offmon: I don't like wasabi....
Petya: he had a bad memories

Spadamon: Ah, I see... So, what happened that time?

Petya: you don't want to know...

Spadamon: I'm very, very sorry if he had bad memories. But I also don't have excuses for my ignorance.

Offmon: ....

Spadamon: It's time I have to admit my own mistakes. I'm getting ready to listen to you guys.

Offmon: hmm...
Petya: what is it Offmon?
Offmon: is he dangerous?

Spadamon: No, don't worry, I'm not dangerous, I'm just friendly and with good intentions.

Offmon: ok...

Spadamon: Thank you, Offmon.

Offmon: hmm....

Spadamon: Well, I admit it, Offmon, I'm trying to know you, and I would tell you about myself.

Offmon: Off?

Spadamon: I'm a good and kind-hearted white lion who was once a human that chose to become like the other Digimons and I help my friends in time of need. Whenever I want, I also study Japanese history. By the way, I once passed my life to protect women and girls, so I'm considered their knight, and I was also popular at school time, but I didn't care nothing about popularity, I just wanted to be myself, meow.

Petya: ok....
Offmon: umm.... Petya....
Petya: yes Offmon?
Offmon: he kind a cute....

Spadamon: Yes, I can be friendly and cute, but I'm sure I'll protect you guys.

Offmon: ok!

Spadamon: Nice! Since I told you about myself, now we can be friends, meow.

Offmon: yeah...
Petya: fine by me

Spadamon: *smiles to Offmon* I'm so glad we can begin to know each other, Offmon. And, you know, Petya, I want to be friendly with you as well.

Petya: sure

Spadamon: Nice! Let's form a trio, guys!

Petya: eh?
Offmon: Off?

Spadamon: it means that with all your friends, we can form a group, in other words a family, right?

Petya: just family....
Offmon: ...

Spadamon: Yeah, you're right, we can just be a true family. oh, and I would know your friends as well, Petya. *slowly and gently caresses Offmon*

Offmon: !!! Off?

Spadamon: Easy, easy. I'm just trying to treat you well. I will take good care of you, Offmon.

Offmon: ok...

Spadamon: Good. Now, Petya, would you like some paws treatment?

Petya: pass...
Offmon: me too!

Spadamon: Oh, ok. What about a walk?

Both: sure!

Spadamon: Sweet! *goes for a walk with you; during the walk, I breath the fresh summer air that caresses my fluffy fur* Hmmmm meow, what a nice breeze!

Both: yup

Spadamon: Of course *keeps walking with you* I love being with you guys, I just can't wait to see the rest of your friends

Petya: that's kind a difficult.... that my other digimon may... more hostile than Offmon

Spadamon: Oh, I see. In that case, I don't want no one to get jealous of me, right? *keeps walking with you*

Petya: jealous is not the word.... they kind a overprotective

Spadamon: Ah... Overprotective, huh... I wanted to figure it about myself, meow. Don't you agree with me, Offmon?

Offmon: I already know my cousin Spadamon.... they really scary if you hurt Petya

Spadamon: I see it by myself, Offmon, but I don't hurt no one, nor Petya. Go easy. My special attack to protect my friends is Blue Blazer, while your attack is your Tachikiru Link. And I guess we both know it.

Petya: ok....

Spadamon: Yep, and the summer has begun for all of us, meow. So, Offmon, what do you think about summer?

Offmon: it's hot...

Spadamon: Yeah, I know, my little cousin Offmon, it's very hot, but I love it anyway

Offmon: *jump to Petya back* ihihi
Petya: Offmon....

Spadamon: Well, guys, we can invite Gatchmon, Dokamon and Musimon to join our group, if you want. Oh, and let's come to see Hackmon the Appmon Buddy as well, right?

Petya: speaking of them...

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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21020347/

Spadamon: So cool, meow! I want to know them! Let's go to pay them a visit! *we go to see Gatchmon, Dokamon, Musimon and the Black Hackmon* Hey there, guys! I'm Spadamon the white kitty lion. It's nice to meetcha. You must be the four Appmon Buddies, right?

All: yeah?

Spadamon: Very nice! Do you like being caressed everywhere?

All: nope

Spadamon: I see. Then, we can do something fun together. Right?

All: we do

Spadamon: Nice! Well, Gatchmon, shall we go to have fun at the beach?

Gatchmon: before that
Dokamon, Musimon, Hackmon, and Offmon: ehehe *tickle Spadamon paws*

Spadamon: *chuckles* That tickles, guys! Ahahahahahah, stop! That softly tickles! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL LOL LOL! *laughs for the tickle*

Spadamon: I suffer too much for the tickle you're offering me, meow AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Gatchmon: *join tickle* ihihi not yet

Spadamon: *keeps laughing for the tickle* okay okay, meow, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it makes me laugh so much LOL LOL

Petya: ihihi ok guys... he know the lesson to not just make us tickle easily
All: ok!

Spadamon: A'ight, guys, I give up, I'm all completely yours, meow.

Petya: ihihi fun been tickle Spadamon

Spadamon: Yeah, you're right, Petya. Now I accepted to be yours, and I will socialize with you, guys. Gatchmon, I must admit you are so cool and wild, your research ability is very amazing and I love it very much, meow

Petya: ihihi sure thing have fun guys and no biting, that's you Offmon ehehe
Offmon: Off! ok!
All: YAY~

Spadamon: Well, Gatchmon, I must admit you are so cool and soft, especially fluffy, meow! And, as for you, Doka-chan, your fighting skills and your Doka Doka Rush are very amazing and beastly! And you, Musimon, I like your "Noreru? Norenai? Chou Noreru!" very much! And you, Hackmon, that mysterious, intense and deep look attracted my curiosity, meow. Everyone of you has their peculiar abilities, meow.

Gatchmon: Gatchi~
Dokamon: Doka~
Musimon: Chou Noreru~
Hackmon: .... ok

Spadamon: Yeah, guys, now, let's form a group together, I really want to protect you at all costs, meow! I can't wait to socialize with each of you, meow! I'm at your disposal now. And, by the way, you are so cute, cool, wild and amazing together. I really like you, as your friend.

All: sure

and they have a new friend together

the end