Who dressed you? The color blind old mare from down the road?? I mean, you've got quite the outfit buddy, if you could call it that. Defiantly will be noticed, if that's what you were going for.


(sorry)

Don't be sorry! I want that! That was a good one! :D

Why thank you :3

Could you advertise this? :D

Sure, I'll post a journal

roses are red
violets are blue
a face like yours belongs in a zoo
but dont be mad,
i'll be there too,
but not in the cage,
just laughing at u

OOH BARS!!!

I am good at what i do.

You deserve a watch!

and this is a reason why I drink

ill drink to that

I will as well!

....this picture just...it roasts itself. I need not make the joke, as the joke is how absurd it is.

also mary sue for alicorn XD

*claps*

that or its raritys april fools day joke XD

This character is a sin against vision. This character gives the green hued a bad name.

Am I doing it right?

Yup! Nice job!

a Zecora/Spitfire/Princess wannabe? im not good at roasting, im too kind hearted.....at least until you get me angry then i can be a heartless S.O.B, a common trait in those born under Aquarius

>ROAST THIS CRINGEY OC!

Challenge accepted.

#1: I think this is a pegasus with a fake horn, compensating for something.

#2: The dyed on stripes are an insult against the Zebra race.

#3: The gold-painted aluminium jewelry with painted resin gems, look like they were on discount at the 1 bit store.

#4: Your jacket looks like you took a bunch of old jeans, cut them up, and sewed them into a garment. Yet your cutiemark does not look to be related to Tailoring.

#5: How many hours did it take you to put on all those mane and tail extensions?

BITCH, TAKE THIS ROASTING TROPHY BECAUSE YOU. DESERVE. IT!

:D *applauds*

My work here is done.

I'll try? ^~^' But I'm not sure if I'll beat the others above, I'm not that good at roasts or being mean.. So lets get this party started~!
*Coughs and puts on glasses*

-You're the reason Bronies are not allowed to breed with cannon characters, because you look like the product of a massive cringe orgy.
-I can make my nephew snap out of his MLP phase just by showing a picture of you to him.
-Not even Pinky Pie would through you a party, and she threw Deadpool a party!
-You look like Simba had a gay butt baby with the Grinch and though some glitch in the matrix, you were pooped out.
-Do you know that you look like a blue waffle face fucked half of the rainbow.
-Did God put random parts of the Bronie community together.
-Look at the background, every pony ran away before you got in camera shot.
-The only way you'll get laid is through a glory hole with all the lights turned off.
-Can you glow in the dark? Because you look like Derpy was raped by a box of multi colored glowsticks.
-Is there a reason your cutie mark looks like the star of David? Because it looks like Ninja Sex Party's last unicorn had a son with Danny Sexbang!
-Did you get highlights? Or was your mother a fruit rollup?
-A dark red cowboy hat, jewelry, and a blue denim jacket... Enough said! ...Wait, are you a pony pimp?!
-...Candy mountain! Lets go to candy mountain Charley~! CHARLEY! Well, we know why they need the kidney, so they can finish putting you together; you Frankenstein's monster looking cluster fuck!
-NSFL (Not safe for life) I'd say KYS but that would mean that the town would be painted green and red and nobody would move the corpse.
-Rule 34 has been broken, nobody will be able to fap to you without going color blind.
-Not even Spike would smash that.. *Takes off glasses dramatically* ..but I might? X//D

This "thing" has so many colors that it looks like a 5 year old scribbled all over it in crayon.

"Nice skin color! Who was your father! LARRY THE F***ING CUCUMBER!?" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!! ~GURL! <(;-;<)

Still so cringy I have to roast it agian.

Roses are red
Limes are green
Things like this cant be unseen
He should end it
If you know what I mean
Thick rimmed glass
Too much blue
Here is a noose
You know what to do

OMFG Bars!

I NEED YOU ON MY MASHUP MIXTAPE!