The "that's enough internet for today." realization 😬

preeetty much lmao

I know this feeling. Even when I learned to avoid things that resulted in it, I had friends that always needed to share their experiences be showing me or explaining in grapjhic detail. I recommend videos of kittens and puppies or something equally safe and heartwarming to recover (after a lengthy shower to cleanse yourself as much as possible of the stain now marking your soul). =)

lmaooooo i should explain that i was intentionally looking up straight up porn, and i found something so pa͟infu͜l̕ ͏an͠d͏ poss͞ib̢l̸y͞ ̸p̢o̴sͣs͂̚ỉ͘bͬ̌ͣ̄͗̈́̂lͬͣ̊̊̋ͦ̍ē̷̽͂͐͂͐̅ ̎҉b̏̅̂ͦ̑̈́͌ut̨ ̢̓ͦͫ̽̊ͣ̎tͦh͒̈́̿̌͒ͮͨe͗̃̎̔̓̃̊ g̕i̿ͨ̒͌̃̿̈́r̆̽̅̑͆͂̋͡l̊̃͊͂̇̄͟ ̸̋ͫ̇ͪ̑̆w̗̙͇͚̾ͮ͂̅̑ͮa͎̭s͈̹̱̕ ̲̙͓͋̂̒̚͞è͖̬̥n̲̠͆́͢J̢̟͔̰̘͕̰͉Ő͙͓̩͐Y͚̘͔̪I̫̩̭͔͇͍̤ͣ͒̚N̪̝̬͖͍̖G̣̖̃̿͑̿͋ͫͣ͡ ͭͥ̽̓ͦ͛̎i͇̙̮ͣ̉͒̋ͅt̵͉̮ ̞̮̹̝̫̹ͥͦ͗̑̓l͍̞͕̓ͯ̐͟i̢͙͉ͣ͛͂ͪ̓̈̿k͙͍͔͉͓ͩͬ͂̚ë̼͍̜̞́̈̏ͬ͢ ̯̭̩̠͉̞̓ͬͬͭ͑h͎ͯ̕o̯͉͒ͤ͗̀w̨̥̉ ̡̭T̗̀H͇͡e͈͉̹̼͇͋̓ ̟͑̽́͟T͚H̺̟̯͆̓̍̈́E̓͂͡ ͇͎̍̎͘f̹̘̅̈̃ͥû̻͖̅ͣ̀C̡͎̻̩̍̈́͛ͮK͋

Well that clearly wasn't a search that went as planned. I've had some FA galleries do the same thing to me over the years (find an image that is amazing, browse the gallery and feel the need to pour bleach in your eyes =).

One of my old friends enjoyed sharing those sorts of things too (I have done my best to not remember most of it, but things like the men who have a fetish for women in stiletto heels stomping on their testicles haven't been kind enough to stay forgotten).

ohhhh honeeyyyy that last example is so vanilla XD

I realize that (like I said, its the one that sticks...which is due to seeing the footage that resulted in one man going to the hospital for a puncture...instinctive male sympathy has that hardwired now due to fear...its one of those things I was exposed to fairly early that won't fade even 20 years later =). I have had exposure to far more bizarre things over the years, though I don't judge people for such things some of the non-offensive but strange ones fascinate me (and my wife has knowledge of many more than I do, as she was torn between a focusing her deviant psychology toward criminal or sexual studies....she ended up leaning toward criminal, but finds both equally fascinating =).

ALL THE TIME

its almost timed XDD
Me: meh im pretty numb
me sees the thing: ...........................NAH NO NOPE

I mean its hentai though
So its kinna self explanatory

if only you knew

Okay, they're fucking it's making gross mayonnaise sounds but that's alright now the girl's reaching int...o her... she's pulling out-- NOPE NOOOOOOO

DUDE DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IM TALKING ABOUT!?

I was saying something SUPER general but

Are we talking bout the notorious Boku-no- Oh no

oh no not that one XD the one i watched look horribly painful and possible

Ahh. Just like most hentai

LMFAO I LOVE THIS