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This Was a Really Weird Conversation

By SeaweedPrincess,
posted 16 years ago PrOn Artist

More sketches from Balticon.

This was inspired by a really, really dirty conversation.

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Pulsate ~pulsate

Art Whore

16 years ago

This is a very sexy conversation.

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

Oh, you bet it was.

Miku_Aaparo ~mikuaaparo

Traditional Artist

16 years ago

Love the pork sword. The piggy looks like "how'd I get here?" haha

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

THE LEGENDARY PORK SWORD.

GregMan ~gregman

Traditional Artist

16 years ago

judging from the pics, that conversation must've been absolutely filthy lol

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

Yeah, it involved the term "clam-dipping".

Blaziken_Recolor ~blazikenrecolor

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

oh god

That clam.

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

IF HE HAD HANDS THEY'D BE CLAMMY.

pomponio ~pomponio

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

That clam... unsettles me

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

CLAM DOWN!

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SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

They turn your head into a fruit.

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SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

LOL MAYBE.

timberwolf753 ~timberwolf753

Watcher

16 years ago

Swine Flu.

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

OMG.

Kediil ~kediil

Anthro Doodler

16 years ago

The Pork Sword looks like something they'd have on Neopets. Haven't been on there in years, but still.

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

... It's sexual innuendo, though.

Kediil ~kediil

Anthro Doodler

16 years ago

I'm sure there's quite a bit of possible innuendo in the Neopets domain. oO

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

Don't know, haven't been there in years.

goronhead ~goronhead

Art Whore

16 years ago

I'MMA BEAT YOU WITH MAH PORK SWORD!

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

OH MURR.

evilpika ~evilpika

Writer

16 years ago

Clams don't know it's not bacon!

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

PFFFFFT.

Flakes ~flakes

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

Pork sword? SWINE FLU SWORD AAAAH!

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

SWINE FLU IS OLD MEME.

EmmyPup ~jrspaniel

Small and fluffy

16 years ago

CLAMS GOT LEGS!

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

SKINNY LEGS.

kousetsufox ~kousetsufox

Art Whore

16 years ago

pork sword
chance on hit: infects the target with swine flu

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

SWINE FLU IS OLD MEME.

Scurrow ~scurrow

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

These are 3 funny things for the price of zero.

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

Heh.

Agika ~agika

Watcher

16 years ago

Damn my living in Omaha and not York anymore.

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

Awww...

Agika ~agika

Watcher

16 years ago

We probably have conventions and stuff out here, but I miss Baltimore, true story

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

Awwww...

KillerFreya ~killerfreya

Traditional Artist

16 years ago

You'd best clam down a bit.

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

LOL.

webkilla ~webkilla

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

PORK SWORD

to wielded only with the BACON SHIELD

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

OF COURSE!

webkilla ~webkilla

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

tis all part of the HEARTATTACK regalia, fabled in its ability to slay anyone who feasts they eyes on it...

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

Doh ho ho.

webkilla ~webkilla

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

this regalia was said by worn by the fabled grease monkeys of the court of fat king cole, the greatest king who'd ever lived through tripple bypass surgery. it was said that he not only filled his throne, but overflowed it...

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

webkilla ~webkilla

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

at least i didn't mention his harem of skinny maidens who usually either got crushed by his massive girth or were lost in the folds of his flab...

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

webkilla ~webkilla

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

i know - the horror... doesn't help that he was into diaperfurs either

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

webkilla ~webkilla

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

*gives you eyebleach and brainbleach*

here ya go

you want a spoon and a blowtorch with that?

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

How about a spoontorch?

webkilla ~webkilla

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

nah they're not handing those out untill the patch where they upgrade the pyro's weapons again - he can scoop out eyeballs or grey matter in seconds with that sucker, and reduce it to a crispy snack at the same time, healing 30 hitpoints

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

16 years ago

Sounds delicious.

webkilla ~webkilla

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

yes - he can then use the air-jet attack to fling the morsels around to feed and heal other players...

offensive healers - in the form of pyros...

nah - its too OP