If there is one thing better then putting on the ole feedbag to help this belly of my grow it's going to the movies. Ok, maybe going to the movies isn't better than that, but it's still lots of fun. I went along with my friends and while I was a little worried that a movie called "The Blob that Ate Everything" was going to be a scary movie they told me they were sure it wasn't going to be scary and snickered a lot.

Well we got our tickets and went in and unfortnately for fatties, we have to pay tickets equal to the number od seats we take up so I had to pay for two. I got some snacks at the concession (cisting me just as much for my tickets practically) and they got to our seats. My buddy Luke the fatty Dragonite who loves dressing like it's the middle of Winter even on days the temperature peaks over 100 Degrees sat in the seat beside me. Asthe movie started and I was munching away at my snacks, he offered me some of the noms he snuck in like candy, cookies, sub sandwhichs, even honey-glazed hams. I didn't question how or why he brought in so much food, but I was more than happy to stuff my face. The movie turned out to be not so scary after all. More cheesy than anything (and now I realize I should have gotten some nachoes while I was at the concession. Maybe next time). It was all a bunch of unknown actors running from some low budget blue, blob monster that grew bigger the more things it devoured. I guess that would be kind of scary to see something that could stuff its face endlessly for hours and get enormous in the process. My friends seemed to enjoy it a lot though. They laughed a lot finding the dialogue funny, though they seemed more interested in watching me stuff my face since they kept offering me some of their snacks too. I gladly accepted the food too. So, all in all, it was quite a fun day at the movies.

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From the maker of such great fatty series like Spyro: Enter the Fatternity and Fattle Royale,  SWSU-Master presents Year of the Fatty! 6 of 10 pages done as of now!