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How much do you wanna bet there's going to be mummy puns in the comments section.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
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Gender Male
Size 739 x 995px
"I can't believe they cancelled Viva Pinata! It had talking Animal Pinata's, what more do you want?!"
i mean im experiencing synchronicity because i just sent an anon ask to another artist about mummies then here you are covering up your tracks with this piece of work
who do you think you're foolin
who do you think you're foolin
RIP egyptian bandage zombie, you shall be missed..
Let us pay our respects by playing "Fall out boy - Thanks for the mummy-ries"
Let us pay our respects by playing "Fall out boy - Thanks for the mummy-ries"
Unfortunately for him he is unaware that the candy contains razorblades, a well known egyptian delicacy.
Mummies are ancient.
The only candy in there is probably Mary Janes and those strawberry grandma candies.
The only candy in there is probably Mary Janes and those strawberry grandma candies.
Look, this is quite a secret whiten the mummy community.. do you have any idea what would happen to museums if this got out? so.. we have to keep this from getting out. So "MUMS" the word ok?
And then the scene changes and we realize the candy is a hallucination, he is actually consuming mummified people jerky.
Man, this is-... This is!
....Damn it, I'm still cheezed that I missed the all the drama from that last comic.
I wanted to pour gas on that fire so bad I can't think of anything else!
....Damn it, I'm still cheezed that I missed the all the drama from that last comic.
I wanted to pour gas on that fire so bad I can't think of anything else!
Oh, you know, Matt has a girl flash a guy with her dick in a comic, it winds up too similar to that old "girl secretly has a dick joke". A few trans people don't like it, arguments ensue, Matt takes it down and apologizes, more freaking out ensues from that.
The usual drama snow ball, I thought it was more making a joke about furries and our obsession with chick dicks, but, ya know, interpretation. Either way escalating a flame war to absurd levels is the only way I can get hard, so that's what I was angry about.
The usual drama snow ball, I thought it was more making a joke about furries and our obsession with chick dicks, but, ya know, interpretation. Either way escalating a flame war to absurd levels is the only way I can get hard, so that's what I was angry about.
Tuesdays are the days I masturbate to dudes and gay stuff just to mix it up.
No dicks though, dicks are gross and gay, that's why I fap only to lesbians the rest of the week. I also never remove my underwear except when absolutely necessary, that way I don't accidentally make myself gay with my own dick.
No dicks though, dicks are gross and gay, that's why I fap only to lesbians the rest of the week. I also never remove my underwear except when absolutely necessary, that way I don't accidentally make myself gay with my own dick.
it isnt sexual
simply confectional
strictly medicinal
if a little not traditional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qBA5-PZgqY
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