Are you tired of spies getting the better hand on you? Are you tired of only hitting opponents, and not just simply HUMILIATING THEM?

Well no more! Now, with Jarate, you can show enemies who is the boss. Its been a closely guarded secret, used only in furry porno shoots. Simply use Jarate on anyone who pisses you off and you will literally piss them off. Its simple blend of chemicals will ensure they are extremely uncomfortable.

Now hold on, you may ask. What if no one enrages me to the point I want to use Jarate on them? That's easy, I say. Jarate is also a specialized drink that will allow you to keep your focus and make more Jarate should the need arise.

That's awesome, you may now say. But why would I need Jarate? I am perfectly capable of protecting myself without it. Well then, what happens if someone uses their jarate on you? Are you protected then. No. I thought not. Now Shut up and buy my Jarate.

Comes in yellow, clear, brown and for a limited time. Red!

[This sketch was fun, coming up with a blurb was even better. :3]