It's hard being stuck in the body of the lowest rung of society, dood! But I've been making the most of it, so don't worry!

While I've been stuck here, I got a job as a waitress. It's been really fun and I've been treated surprisingly nice! It's strange, because I was told that there were a lot of wanted Netherworld criminals in that place. But I don't get it, dood! Everyone here is super nice! They talk about poetry and philosophy and DON'T threaten to rip off my scarf and hurl me over the cliff. What's so outlaw about THAT, dood?

I still don't get where I keep pulling these machetes from, but apparently I'm really good at chopping vegetables with them. Maybe I'll get a promotion, dood!

Well, that's about it for now! Until next time, dood!