Here are two VERY unusual assets. So much so I'm not sure they'd survive errata or banning, but F*** it, I'm just having fun.

Most people reading Conversion would ask 'Why'? Well, typically characters with High life have low handsizes, and vice versa. With this, you can tick off someone all about their card-drawing, or turn a brick sh*thouse into a glass-jaw. Just be careful doing the latter, or losing this Asset may make you feel further back than square one!

On the other side, some decks have secondary characters. (There's even a bait-and-switch tournament tactic for this, derogatively called 'Sandbagging'). With this, you can turn a character not matching your chosen one into an Asset you can tap for it's special abilities. It's almost like hybridizing your character, and unlike my previous card, Always Got Your Back, this gives you a wee bit more flexibility.

Artwork and inspiration is thanks to  stupidgit.
UFS thanks to Fantasy Flight Games.
FA and it's logo thanks to it's owners.
No profit is made from this, save maybe a feeling of accomplishment.
Suing is two letters away from sucking.