Pokecast 16: We’re ba-ack!
By Deadpooljte23

Chuck: Hello! Welcome to Pokecast everybody!

Sid: We’re BACK bitches!

Casper: Chuck, Sid, why are you two yelling?

Sid: We wanted to introduce ourselves in a way that exceeds every previous introduction.

Chuck: Yeah, Cas’. We haven’t been on in weeks! Our 3 fans have missed us…I assume.

Sid: Now we have to start the intro over because you decided to interrupt us. Way to go and douche the podcast up, man.

Casper: Fine, go. Do your little intro. I’ll just wait here until you’re done.

Sid: Alright…(ahem) I’m Sid, the worlds sexiest meowth-!

Chuck: And I’m your favorite rhyperior, Chuck-!

Sid: And this is POKECAST™!

Casper: Oh goody. Cue applause.

Sid: And this is Casper, the worlds buzz-killingest spinarak EVER. We all go to the wonderful Poke Combat Academy in the lovely Kanto regio-

Chuck: Wait, Sid, that’s not right.

Sid: What do you…oh, right! Guess what, pokecast viewers? Something very special happened to our good body Casper.

Casper: Guys, must you make such a big deal out of this?

Chuck: I don’t know. Must me, Sir Fuzzybottom?

Sid: I believe we must, Sir Horny-Face.

Chuck: Horny-Face?

Sid: Sorry. Slip of the tongue.

Chuck: Anyway, over our laps in podcasts, Casper…

Casper: Just say it already, Chuck.

Sid: Wait for it man! The man is trying to draw suspense.

Chuck:…

Sid:…

Casper: (God, you both are retarded.)

Chuck:…evolved.

Casper: Finally.

Sid: I don’t know how you’re not freaking out about this man. It’s fucking amazing!

Casper: It’s really not that big a d-

Sid: AMAZING!!!

Casper: Sid, shut up. It just happened.

Chuck: Yeah, but HOW did it happen?

Casper: Chuck, I’m no-

Sid: Casper got laid.

Casper: I will rip your spine out through your face.

Chuck: Don’t worry Casper. I’m sure many Ariados’ have evolved during mid-climax with their same sex Feraligatr partner.

Casper: You think?

Chuck: What? No! Of course I don’t. That’s so specific.

Sid: At least your unique. (snicker)

Casper: Whatever. My sex life is neither of your concern.

Sid: Yeah. Let’s leave him and his quote/unquote fabulous sex life alone.

Casper: At least I have a sex life.

Sid: I’m having a dry spell!

Casper: Sure you are.

Sid: Dry spell I tell you! DRY SPELL!!

Chuck: Guys, people haven’t heard from us in weeks. I think we should at least comment on something relevant.

Sid: Oh, right. Well, the higher ups found out about G.L.E.E. club.

Casper: Of course they did. You think the schools never been pranked befo-

Sid: Shut your damn dirty mouth, web-head! I’m tired of your sass.

Casper: Well, it was cool of the you to take the entire blame for the project.

Sid: I can’t believe I’m not expelled.

Chuck: I can, Mr. “My-Parents-Are-Stock-Investors-Who-Also-Happen-To-Donate-Obscene-Amounts-Of-Money-To-The-School”.

Sid: Well, I’m banned from every school sponsored trip and have community service duty.

Chuck: Plus the six months of week-day detention isn’t helping you score any dates.

Sid: Still, Darius is out of office, so I’m feeling good.

Chuck: I thought you were in love with Felinduce and everything he stands for?

Sid: I am! Hell, you know how every straight Mon has a man that they’d go gay for.

Chuck: Like Hugh Jackmon?

Sid: Sure. Well, Felinduce-

Casper: I’m going to stop you right there.

Sid: What did I say?

Chuck: But I still don’t understand why you’re so cool with Mrs. Kindle.

Casper: I mean, we’re not saying there’s anything wrong with kindle.

Chuck: Mrs. Kindle seems cool.

Casper: We’re just surprised you like her.

Sid: Well, I mean, she seems like she has some good ideas for the school...plus she’s not as strict as Aubtraum…

Chuck: And?

Sid: And what?

Chuck: Sid, I know what you’re thinking, and you’re just sick. You’re so sick in the head. You know that, right?

Sid: What’s wrong with what I’m thinking?!

Casper: What’s he thinking?

Chuck: Tell him what you’re thinking.

Sid: How do you know if what you think I’m thinking is actually what I’m thinking?

Chuck: Because I know you. Now tell him.

Sid: Well, I was thinking that Mrs. Kindle is kind of, sort of...hot? Yeah. Hot is the right word. Or fine. Fine works too.

Casper: Casper used Spider Web!

*TWHIP*

Sid: (muffled yelling)

Chuck: Nice.

Casper: Had to be done.

Chuck: Well, I guess this about wraps up Pokecast. But before we go, I’d just like to apologize for us being gone so long.

Casper: Chuck, we were at school the entire time. We had many wacky adventures with our fellow classmates (which we’ll hopefully retell with them at later dates). We were never really gone.

Chuck…Right. Well, still, sorry for being away from the internet for so long. Anyone who feels like joining us for Pokecast should fell free to come on down to our station.

Casper: Anyone is welcome. However, it’s not a station in as much as it is our dorm room. But if you go to PCA and want to be on the show, just go to the men’s dorms.

Chuck: Room 237.

Casper: Wing A.

Sid: Ff ymm htt thh vnddng mchnn yvff gnn tww fmm. (If you’ve hit the vending machine you’ve gone too far.)

Chuck: Well put Sid. Well, that’s Pokecast. I’m Chuck Stein.

Casper: I’m Casper Cruz.

Sid: Nnd M’m Sdd Mccllhhm. (And I’m Sid McCallaghan.)

Chuck: Later.

END

Nice! XD

Axel: I dare you to go Shidan

Shidan: What?!

Axel: X3

Shidan:...Fine...

Casper evolved!? Hahaha awesome.

Bryan: I got 5 saying he's still nerdy looking.

Rio: Hmm, deal.

Casper: Jokes on you Bry-Bry. I only got sexier.

Chuck: (stifling laughter)

Casper: Shut your mouthhole, chunky pants.

Mr. Birch: ...You little bastards were lucky that I wasn't fired, or so help me, you'll wish your parents were never born. And I was lucky the Mrs. Kindle is nicer that the last principal. I only got off with paying a large fee to help with REAL school functions. You dumbasses.

Mark: *In full face cast* Inph ehg 'ucky 'at eh on'y go' a 'eper bem to heh face. -And I'm lucky that I only got a hyper beam to the face- ((Thank you, big bro! How forgiving!))

Duff: Sorry to hear about your lady troubles. Wanna borrow one? I got plenty!!

Sid: Duff...I'm seriously going to break your face.

Duff: That's what Nicole said, before that one Raichu tried to break my arm. But really, want one?