There was a time when my only experience with flowers was when I screwed up with my wife, just before she became my ex-wife. Of course I was still a guy back then. I was still a groundhog back then. I let the government trick me into becoming this. Don't get me wrong I am not complaining. The list of the places I didn't have cancer was the shorter of the two. So going from a sick and dying groundhog man into a health, sexy teenage wolf who could fly and work plants was not such a bad deal. I mean the doctors were planning on cutting off the boys anyway. At least this way I have a new life.

And to any of those internet haters who think plant powers are lame? I can create plant based materials as well. Think a shot of ghost pepper oil to the eyes will slow a bad guy down?

Say, does anyone know how Supergirl keeps her skirt from doing fan service? This thing blows around a lot.


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