Ha, I'm such a design masochist. So, I was trying to draw my ditto up in forms that I got from a random pokemon generator and it landed on Pineco. I hit the random button again, I wasn't even going to try such a feat. But it happened again. Out of the 493 it landed on Pineco twice in a row.
The internet itself spat in my face and called me coward. If it wants to play ball then I'll play ball damnit. And with that, I morphed a Pineco, a shiny Pineco, and named her Patricia Harding. Slightly younger sister to Nimitz17's Travis Harding.

So, once again. This retarded spirit to challenge myself and design stupid impossible morphs has lead me to create a Pineco GOLDEN SAMURAI PINECONE

This was all done in the pchat, I'll get some more details as I get a better drawing of her.