Spark Shock: *humming while on the toilet and surfing the Internet through his phone* Aaaaaaah, nothing like a little privacy to myself...while doing my business, that is. Hohohohoho. *comes across this pic* Hmmm? I say, what is this? *rubs his moustache* ...That’s suppose to be me? *keeps rubbing his ‘stache* Hmm...hoho...very nice. And...I look...gorgeous in this style. No wonder my students have been arousing me. Which...also explains why I’m considered the “hottest teacher in high school.”

Principal: *knocks on bathroom door* Hey, Spark Shock! You done yet?! You’re not the only teacher and staff that has to go, you know?!

Spark Shock: Alright, alright! Here I come! Be out in a jiffy! *toilet flushes*

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