Generic guard (A) has had enough. He's had enough of generic lieutenant (X) making his and generic guard (B)'s lives totally miserable. They've got a messy plan to really stick it to him, but there's always Murphy's Law to mess with you in return...

Three years. I've been poking at this story for three years. I can't even remember the last time I watched MLP, let alone wrote about it. And yet, here we are. I know it ain't Monquehual, but I figured that since this was 95% done after so long in writing hell, it was finally time to dredge it up and give it a wipe over to make it clean and to ship it out.

The whole just letters in brackets as names gimmick is more of an inside joke between me and a friend. I guess it's also me being lazy but ehhhh fuckit. This is the last thing MLP I'll ever work on, so meh.

I still suck at titles.

Thumbnail is from the show. So credit to whoever drew it. If it's a named character I dunno who it is.