Couch Kitties: Krystal STILL Can't Enjoy Her Sammich... by Major Matt Mason -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

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posted 8 years ago The Man, The Stache, The Legend | Support me with Shinies!

Ten years on, even!

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DireWolf505 ~direwolf505

Furry MilTech Enthusiast

8 years ago

ZombieMeme.

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

BRAIIIIINS SAMMICH

DireWolf505 ~direwolf505

Furry MilTech Enthusiast

8 years ago

Walt46 ~walt46

Writer / Degenerate

8 years ago

Things just keep happening when she takes her lunch break.

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

Elves Do Not Lie!

vixyyfox ~vixyyfox

Writer

8 years ago

*laughs...

V.

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8 years ago

Charrio ~charrio

Furry Cartoon/Pin-up Artist

8 years ago

No one wants to eat a Shit Sandwich but everyone needs to take a bite at one point in life

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

And the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat!

bubbaclaw ~bubbaclaw

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8 years ago

I thought that meme started in 2001.

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

No, that was Zero Wing.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5319202/

corrilly ~corrilly

Single and not looking

8 years ago

ewwww mouldy sammy gross XD !! ^v^

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

No wonder she's not enjoying it!

Perfesser-Bear ~perfesser-bear

Writer / Photographer

8 years ago

How would you like it if, every time you picked up a sandwich, some Papa Ratzi took your picture? It's not easy being a video game celebrity.

Perfesser-Bear ~perfesser-bear

Writer / Photographer

8 years ago

Besides, she has to keep retrieving that damned tomato. Three-second rule, and all.

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

steamfox ~steamfox

Traditional Artist

8 years ago

Maybe it's a different sandwich every time she's rezzed up? I mean a character can do a lot in the space of a few Nanoseconds.

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

Infinite recursive sammiches in Atarispace! Of course!

Ognimod ~ognimod

Traditional Artist

8 years ago

Those of you who continue to profess a belief in the finishing of Krystal's sandwich will recieve standard sub-standard training, which will eventually result in your elimination!

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

steamfox ~steamfox

Traditional Artist

8 years ago

Heck. I barely understand diesel engines as it is.

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

8 years ago

Seconds... before she explodes, from both ends.

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

8 years ago

Reminds me of the Robot Chicken skit when some poor dad tries to change a diaper on his kid, when said kid starts spraying... out both ends.

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8 years ago

Ew.

skunktoy ~skunktoy

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8 years ago

May he has a lots of sammiches!

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

Could be!

microbuss ~microbuss

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8 years ago

Actually the final pic would be no sandwich & Krystal with a Big Mouth going BUURRPP!!!

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Adrenochromeguzzlingcommiesoyboy

8 years ago

Maybe we could help her if we could figure out WHY she can't enjoy it...

Is it her? Is it the sandwich? Is it US?

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

8 years ago

Could it be...SATAN?

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