Fuck my hand hurts from trying to hurry and finish this.

So... this idea came from when I tried to tell that exact story at work, also with very little relevant context and not being able to keep from laughing before I even got to the end. Though my coworkers reactions weren't the same as here. I was originally thinking of doing this as younger Twilight, Vilkas, and Ichibay, with Twilight being the one telling the story; but Vilkas and Ichibay are way too used to her to have any good reactions, it would have been just a comic of her talking. Then I remembered that I totally neglect giving any characterization of Buck, and he would actually be even more likely to do this than Twilight.

Adrian doesn't end up knowing them until much later, but I couldn't help but throw him in here because he does not share that sense of humor [the poor little hippie, he's so out of place with them].

Also, Arkina does not know what context clues are...