If he won't do it, I will!

It's one thing when a multi-headed hydra gets a head lopped off, there's a backup brain in the other head(s) to copy memories over into the new brains.

But with a single-headed hydra, the only 'backup' of her brain is lying on the carpet, dying from lack of oxygen and disconnected from the new brains.

What if her new heads don't remember him, or don't remember the deal. They will be fresh brains, blank slates, and their first sight will be her old head bleeding out on the floor and this strange fox standing over her with a bloody sword.

I could just imagine her first words: "Help! Snuff-rape!"

Maybe hydra brains aren't in their heads? Like a Pierson's Puppeteer?

P-p-probably? That's really scary!

She looks really cute btw

I think she's just teasing. :}

I like this xD It's ...different ...also she's really cute :P

That moment you realize your girlfriend is into some very wierd sh*t.

This has got to be the weirdest form of BDSM ever. :P

Quit stalling. Don't make her axe you twice!

It dawns on me that is not an axe. I could have sworded that better.

Your words would cutlass if you thought about them first.

Indeed. In school I was always taught to state my claymore thesis clearly or plainly.

I didn't have to do a thesis. I just had a term rapier I had to submit.

Are you doing anything later? There's a performance of Katana Hot Tin Roof at the theatre.

Sure! Sabre me a seat, would you?

I'd hate for you to miss anything; make sure you epee before you sit down.

Is this a silly, kukri kind of play, or more serious?

It is praised by scholars for its dramatic scimitar-y.

I'm not too particular. When it comes to my preferences, I enjoy a broadsword of play types.

Very good. An appreciation of the thespian arts espada a gentleman's complete education.

Thespian education is the foil that lubricates the gears of culture, after all.

I'm gladius you feel that way.

Dao, thank you for thinking of me!

Oui, but of course, machete!

Oh come on you guys, cut it out...!

Snicker-snack!

"For she nodded her head, and kissed her hand,
And she whistled an air, did she,
As the saber true cut cleanly through
Her cervical vertebrae..... her vertebrae." 7X=e

"When a Tod's afraid, a Hydra maid
Encourages him to see;
Though minus a head, she's not really dead,
But headier soon to be." 7X=e

*applause*

gonna need a bigger board if he wants to be accurate. This feels really kinky.

Twist ending: her severed head grows a new body and her headless body grows another head, resulting in two identical twins and WAY too many ethical questions raised.

How to get a head in life.

Oh balls, so that was just a first page. Does it mean we are to expect more?

It's like he's never decapitated somebody before! What a lightweight.

I know this ends well, but I thought you Could kill a hydra if you cut all the heads off at once. which would be a problem for a single headed hydra...

God damn I can't believe I only just saw this story.

"If it fails, then it won't be my problem anymore!"