Yup, that's right! All you critters are in trouble now.... BEHOLD! The latest additions ta my arsenal of deadly furry weapons! The Gopherchucks!

Ever since I first saw Kung-Pow! years ago I swore that eventually I would have a set of gopherchucks of my own ta 'beat up' any furres unlucky enough ta stir my wrath... an at long last I said fuckit an hunted down a cheap pair of unstuffed gopher dogtoys, stuffed'em m'self with foam then sewwed'em t'gether with a strap of thin leather....

...an plus they came with squeakers so the lil' gophers can still squeak on impact! double bonus! LOL

I got a feelin' we're jus' gonna be havin' WAY more fun bludgeonin' each other with these than even I imagine heheheh ;)