She need a chill pill

It don't count as 'catching up' if your pal doesn't understand anything you say. : p

Chill pill won't help x3

Okay, so I'm going to TRY to interpret this (without the obnoxious caps lock):

"Oh my god, I didn't see you forever! It's been so long since we both
studied like it was yesterday in the same class. It's nice to see you! I've
been walking here and... and I think, "Can it be Dave?" And then it is you!
It is such a surprise! Can I... and it is such a nice day! I am... now the
economy is bad and I can... started freeloading and it brings s... her part
of the town 4 years ago... and this place is so awesome, I am on my own
and live out of my parents place! I also rent... there I do all the naughty
stuff with my lovers. By the way, do you have a girlfriend? You've been
quite a quiet one when we were students. Remember you were always
so nice and cute. Why are you still a virgin?"

OH MY GOD, that was a thing to translate!

Lol Nice try! :D
There is actuially a full sensible text. I will send it to you in pm later xD

Sweet deal! Thanks in advance then! :3