Abyssal Tide: *flushes toilet as he comes out of the bathroom fanning the stench* Wooooooo, man...

Abyssal Tide’s Son 1 and 2: DAAAAAAAADDDDYYYY!!!!

Abyssal Tide: Whoa there, kiddies! What’s all the hubbub?

Abyssal Tide’s Son 1: Dad, get a load of this! *shows pic*

Abyssal Tide’s Son 2: It’s you! Some awesome artist drew you!

Abyssal Tide: *sees pic* Eeehhhhh…

Abyssal Tide’s Son 2: ...you don’t like it, papa?

Abyssal Tide: No, I don’t like it...I LOVE IT! Hahahahahaha!

Abyssal Tide’s Son 1 and 2: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! *both hug Abyssal Tide*

Abyssal Tide’s Son 1: Dad, you’re the best!

Abyssal Tide: The hell I am! Hahahahaha!

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Headshot commission done by  Matt-Darkpaw

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