*steals his pants*

Volcan: Oh, not AGAIN!

*A blue blur comes swooping down out of the air, snatching the pants from Lauren*

*takes several photos of the pantless phoenix for her personal collection...*

*Lighris drops down beside her* You're not thinking of blackmailing my little brother, are ya?

No, I was thinking of taking these home ane satisfying a couple of desires... A girl has needs you know. ;)

Oh, really? *The lightning hawk smirks* What sort of desires?

The mature kind... *gives Lighris a kiss on the cheek* Get it? Unless, of course, Volcan would simply like to follow me back to my place... :)

Lighris: Maybe he would except... he's run off. -Points to where Volcan had been, and he was no longer there-

*chases after him to find the pantsless Volcan*

Lighris: -Scratches head- You'd think she'd know how bashfull he is.

*finds Volcan trying to hide his shame, and gives him a big snuggle from behind*

Gah! Where'd you come from?! Oh it's you, Lauren... geez, don't scare me like that.

(Volcan's not only bashful, but he can be jumpy too.)

Oh, you know I'd never hurt you. ;) *kiss* I thought you looked better with your clothes off, sweetie. :) Avians are hot...

Well... so are zebras but... you know how bashful I am... and yanking off my pants out in the open like that...

I can't help myself sometimes... You just do things to me.. :)

And you do things to me ;)

We're just slaves to the rhythm, aren't we, love? :)

Aye, that we are

Incidentally, this is helpful for me too. ;) If I get that idea we discussed, I have something to use. ;)

Which idea was that?

You forgot already?

Sorry, short of mind >_>, but think about how many ideas we've had just over the past few days

Yeah, but only one pic idea. You know, a pool, a cannonball, a grilling phoenix, and a tiger lifeguard? :)

OH YEAH! That one!

Yeah. ;) Silly bird. ;) *pets you*

Sorry... but man! We gotta find someone to make that... but who?

Oh, like I said, I may have someone in mind, though I still need to write up the specifics of the pic. :)

Didn't you already tell me all of them?

I gave you a general idea of what I was thinking, I didn't talk about the specific details. :)

I still have a pretty good image of it in my head.

*reaches into your mind and puts naughty thoughts there*

Gah! Curse you, putting these thoughts into my brain!

You cannot deny that you won't stop me from doing so... :)

Doesn't mean I can't bitch about it

It does if I stuff your mouth with zebra tongue...

Yeah, that'd do it.

*frenches you driving my tongue all the way down* :)

'Holy crap, long tongue...' He thinks-

(Well, Lauren's a mare, we have long faces...) :)

Show that body, baby, it's what a model sheet is for... The full monty. :)

*hugs phoenix foot* <3

{approved by micro Soji}

Why do you keep hugging my foot?

Because he's very small.

How small o.o?

Perhaps the same size as your pet bird, maybe a little bit bigger.

Holy cow... that's tiny...

Indeed, but that's what a Micro is, my feathered friend.

I didn't even KNOW about micros.

They're all over FA, but I don't blame you. I didn't know much about 'em until a few months ago.

Six inches small ^^; and i like your feet...? *shy blush*

It's alright to like feet my little friend.

*blushes more* b-but... it's an akward thing to tell others about...

Awkward on my FA? Absurd. There's many fetishes on this site and liking feet in my opinion isn't all that outrageous, if at all.

*blushes shyly and licks your foot* thanks ^^

*Chuckles.* That tickles, and you're welcome.

*licks more* <3

And look at it this way, a lot of people like certain body parts of the human anatomy. Most men like the breasts of a beautiful women while, most women like a guy's penis.

I have a fond liking to a man's testicles and a woman's breasts. If anything, those are the more risque body parts. The foot is clean and can be shown naked in public. So tell me, where's the wrongness in liking feet when others like the private parts?

*wag wags* this is... true... ^^ you do have a good point... and at my size, all the better to love the larger ones <3 *kisses your foot*

And there you go. If people judge you for liking something that wouldn't be considered perverted, then they're the odd ones. ^^

You're very sweet <3

I'm a hoof girl, myself. ;)

And there's nothing wrong with that. ^^

I like feet too. LOL. Hooves, paws, bird feet... Mrrow. :)

In all honesty, I like the feet of a dog and cat =D

Shame on you. :P Go like hooves and bird feet! ;)

Nooo! D: But I could actually take a liking to bird feet.

But not hooves? *clomps*

Nope, sorry XP

*kicks you in the butt* Love the hooves! Or Volcan will make you love em! ;)

ow >.< *Rubs my tush.* B-but I dun wanna D:

But hooves are love!

Why would I force Brit to love something?

Because hooves are love. ;)

i'm a dog ^^;

All the more reason for me to like your feet! =D

*blushes deep*

Thank you XP

Sorry for spamming up your page Volcan! ^^;

Pffft, don't worry about it.

Ok. I won't XP

Long comments are loong o3o

Loves this ref sheet dude :3

cool char, I like his facial features the most

He's me ^^. Well, appearance and abilities aside, he and I share thoughts, age, height and personality. He's like another me

odd question, would a groin kick work on him?

Well, yeah, probably. Why?

curiosity, althought i do admit that i think that he would look rather funny after something like that, there arent many anthro avians getting one of those(yes im weird).