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it is no secret that i'm miserably terrified of 8 legged creepy crawlies but i have had my fair experience of runins with the small demons
::'The move'::
I moved a lot in my younger years and that always meant packing and unpacking nearly every other year
So i went to unpack my stuff and found a cute santa hat
but unfortunately for me it promptly exploded into a hundred baby spiders that poured out when i dropped it
::'Wheres that weird dot on my glasses'::
Normally i hate bees, bees are so scary. but we have fat fuzzy ones here at my house that lack stingers and we do our best to keep wasps away to keep our little friends safe
unfortunately bush trimming was also at baby spider season. And this one managed to fly into my eyebrow.
::A unwelcome guest::
nothing like waking up to a tiny baby spider just wiggling its weird little mouth bits, unmoving aside from that just... watching.
::Jumping spiders::
THEY ARE CUTE WHEN THEY AREN'T NEAR ME BUT GOD ALMIGHTY
::Meep has too much hair::
thankfully this has only happened twice but it was pure terror because i can drown in this hair its thick and poofy and sometimes i freak out still thinking WHAT IF ITS A SPIDER
::Ceiling spider watches you draw::
It has become a daily ritual during the horrible summer months to always check my ceiling regularly for unwanted creepy crawlies. As i'm so tired of them falling off the ceiling specifically landing ON ME
::Mr Wiggles::
The only spider friend i've ever had. he was a good spider. He liked to just bounce in his web all the time and we never saw him leave said web. he was tucked behind the toilet and loved the bugs that wandered into the bathroom.
One day during the regularly scheduled house cleaning one of us forgot about mr wiggles in the corner and accidentally crushed him.
We all mourned for him that day. there will never be another spider as polite as mr wiggles.
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I can relate to the hair one. I've shaved my head for about 8 years now but about 6 years back I grew it back in for a few months until I had the wind blow through it and cause me to believe it was a tarantula or really big spider on my head. Needless to say I freaked the fudge out.
The hat one reminded me of a time I found a wolf spider the size of a half dollar crawling across the bathroom floor carpet, and I was like FFFCK THAT! and instectivly went to crush it.
It was then to my horror that I found out it was ready to give birth and upon stepping on it, It sprayed the rug with around a hundred, very much alive little baby, fast as shit wolf spider, about a foot away from the big spider. It was like stepping on a ketchup packet, minus the ketchup. My grandma learned that for the first time that I cus like a sailor, and no amount of carpet padding could sound proof the scream i made during that incident.
It was then to my horror that I found out it was ready to give birth and upon stepping on it, It sprayed the rug with around a hundred, very much alive little baby, fast as shit wolf spider, about a foot away from the big spider. It was like stepping on a ketchup packet, minus the ketchup. My grandma learned that for the first time that I cus like a sailor, and no amount of carpet padding could sound proof the scream i made during that incident.
Jumping spiders I always try to save and will sometimes put on houseplants, while I always kill Black Widows that are too close to places we use! Got bit by what I can only describe as a 'white widow' once (had the red hourglass and the shape but was white where they're usually shiny black), happened in my sleep when I apparently rolled onto it and killed it but it bit me before it died. Anyhow, must've been a venom that attacked nerve tissue or something because I suffered flu-like symptoms for a month afterwards, muscle-aches/fatigue/general unease. Went to the doctor but since I wasn't dying I was told my body would just have to fight it off over time, and it did, it just wasn't a fun time! House spiders are put outside on the roses if they aren't the fast hard to catch kind, those usually get squished.
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